‘She’s Now Eating A Muffin In The Commissary,’ Posts Congresswoman Boebert Continuing To Livetweet Pelosi’s Location

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WASHINGTON—Following her brief suspension from the social media platform, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) continued to livetweet House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s location Friday, posting “She’s now eating a muffin in the commissary.” “The Speaker has discarded the baking cup and is now pouring herself a cup of coffee—no, she’s going for tea,” reported Boebert, who shared minute-by-minute updates on Pelosi’s current whereabouts with her hundreds of thousands of right-wing followers, along with a series of blurry photos of the House speaker rummaging through a drawer for sweetener. “The Speaker has selected Splenda. Interesting, she usually goes for Sweet’N Low. She’s flicking the packet now. Oh, we’re on the move! The Speaker is walking down the hallway. We’re going fast now, I’d say five, six miles per hour. Update: the Speaker has broken a heel. She’s entered the bathroom! I repeat, the Speaker has entered the bathroom, and has barricaded herself inside a stall.” At press time, Boebert was standing on the toilet in the adjacent stall, attempting to clamber her way over the top.

WASHINGTON—Following her brief suspension from the social media platform, Rep. Lauren Boebert continued to livetweet House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s location Friday, posting “She’s now eating a muffin in the commissary.

” “The Speaker has discarded the baking cup and is now pouring herself a cup of coffee—no, she’s going for tea,” reported Boebert, who shared minute-by-minute updates on Pelosi’s current whereabouts with her hundreds of thousands of right-wing followers, along with a series of blurry photos of the House speaker rummaging through a drawer for sweetener. “The Speaker has selected Splenda. Interesting, she usually goes for. She’s flicking the packet now.

 

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outofcontroljb PRISON

outofcontroljb Cold, dark, unamerican.

patriot_420 Really! Lock her up!

outofcontroljb It is SOOOO EMBARRASSING THAT SHE IS FROM COLORADO

I think kicking her ass out with a muffin stuck in it is a good start for Boebert.

outofcontroljb laurenboebert is awful! Sadly, the parody is close to reality. She’s a traitor and she sucks.

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mwjr67 Lock her up

Check this out!

Recall that TRAITOR! No, really...

Yeah, this isn't funny. Minimizes what she did.

Democrats now have an answer anytime Republicans want to try and smash on OAC!

Oh i see the onion icon, thought this was OANN for a second.

Boebert ate her own muffin? I knew her head could spin around, but I didn’t realize she could bend in half! 🍩

Note to self: acknowledge the source first

smotus Ya ain’t seen nothin’ till you’re down on the muffin

smotus Nope. Not even remotely funny. Horrific.

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Yikes, this isn't funny. Hits too close to the truth.

She looks like the star of a porn ted Cruz would wanna ch on twitter.

She’s not from the reasonable part of Colorado. We wouldn’t have ever voted her in

Boebert will be doing the time for her crime. Madame Speaker Pelosi will have the last laugh on that one.

MajJackDowning

Nancy will not tolerate this shit stain....

This will be funnier after she’s kicked out of the House and arrested. Right now it’s actually scary

Just another example of modern-day McCarthyism...Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Republican Party

AndrewFeinberg

Laughter is the best medicine. We are in perilous times, but sometimes I need a break with a little humor. That mob of tRumpers looked like a bad joke, fitting tribute to the Liar in Chief.

Boebert is stalking the Speaker

jomareewade 🤯

When are they going to arrest Sedition Barbie?

🤣

AndrewFeinberg I feel so bad for the people at The Onion trying to come up with stories that sound remotely fake when America is so genuinely fucked up

AndrewFeinberg Not funny

I can’t believe I’m saying this because I love humor, but this isn’t funny.

ltecato This would be funny if Boebert weren’t such a dangerous, mentally impaired gun nut with no integrity whatsoever.

AlexThomas As much as I love you , I can't laugh about this.

'Update: the Speaker has broken a heel. She’s entered the bathroom! I repeat, the Speaker has entered the bathroom, and has barricaded herself inside a stall.' – laurenboebert

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