BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy."We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there," Kostunica said. "The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continued stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region.
Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation's Nov. 7 election results, to "let the democratic process take its course.""Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that he has lost this election," Kostunica said. "Until America's political figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place, the nation will never be a true democracy.
Serbian forces have been stationed throughout the U.S., with an emphasis on certain trouble zones. Among them are Oregon, Florida, and eastern Tennessee, where Gore set up headquarters in Bush territory. An additional 10,000 troops are expected to arrive in the capital city of Washington, D.C. by Friday.Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.
"For democracy to take root and flourish, it must be planted in the rich soil of liberty. And the cornerstone of liberty is elections free of tampering or corruption," Kostunica said. "Should America prove itself incapable of learning this lesson on its own, the international community may be forced to take stronger measures."
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chisholm1_ty Hilarious but may actually be not far off the mark of reality. After all the American government seems to like sticking their nose every it doesn’t belong.
Moravcik67_ 🤣😂👌
Ashrendar82
srbija do tokija, al preko... DC?
They aren't actually Serbian troops. That photo is of Yugoslavian troops obviously taken before on in 1992. Yugoslavian then went on to become Serbia and Montenegro, Serbian flag being similar but different. The flag below is the Serbian flag.
Yeah that article is years old 😂😂😂
Johannxs Respect ✊
These guys’ beards make me want to become a Serbian citizen
jimrockfordatSH
😂
i hope its only for fun, if you mean it seriously, then... lulw
Serbia? No these are the Bear Gays from Serba Bear Night Club,.... duh! LOL
Is very real guys
OutIiers_ Anybody remembers the serbs started WW1 in a way? 2021 is officially going wrong..
Lindsay07973159 The good ending
HyperboleGrant That's Yugoslavian flag ;) I know, who cares?
chIoroplast Yup 🙉
Please?
More accurate
_raj 🤣
😂
That dude looks like Captain Price.
They better bring pizza and tasers.
shoe0nhead Thats the good old yugoslavia
Qeruiem Those Serbs look awfully Canadian.
That’s Yugoslavia 🤔
I remember this article from 20 years ago.
Very generous of Serbia
EinstEinAdler Belgreat!
malagurski This is NOT a Serbian flag. Hello!!!
Serbian soldiers removing kebab in Kosovo 1999 and insignia during that time.
kenklippenstein The onion keeping me smiling throughout this era
the police opened the fucking gates.
It's Yugoslavia.
blinkinriley And Mexico is building a wall.
Outstanding!
Satire at its best....
SteveKerr SerbianGov SerbiaEmbWashin 😆
flowermusickids 🤣
False flags in my Capital. MAGA is the movement, maggots are the followers.
Weird how the coup went on in the chambers while a dead woman lay inside the capital building.
Good photoshop
Serbian peacekeeping forces :
Yugoslavia has the best peacekeeping forces amirite?
lol. How the turn tables!
why do two of these guys look like fuckin captain price from cod
Now that's funny
Well well look how the tables have turned 😂
Not funny.
Your account have 11.6M followers and you even don't know that is ex Yugoslav flag on those guys uniforms,what a embarrassment.
shoe0nhead Balkanian supremacy 💪💪 💪
Read the news , i wish we could live in that universe so beautiful
OMG!! Creepy!!
I will not be able to go
The one with big beard is “Captain Price” absolutely!
Yeah, we aren't part of this shitshow so called US. Pretty sure majority of the world even wants US to fall apart. If i look at the perspective as a nationalist this would be a +.
Thats Beard
What the H
LTregoures
It's not Serbs, it's comunists!
Is that Captain John Price from Call Of Duty 🤔
😂
Callback to the YugoslavWars is not easy to make in jest well, but I'll allow it.
Ahrimana That's Yugoslavian flag. So please, those are not just our troops. :o)
The U.S. model of democracy urged to be protected by foreign military forces will indicate its fall and the collapse of its values !
JustMysoginy Ok but why does it look so photoshoped?
Arkansas tigers special forces
I love how can reuse headlines from 2000. It’s proof that everything is staying the same and just getting shittier.
OrvilleIV the hell?
latest i heard rwanda Palestine and Afghanistan have also pledged 10,000 peacekeepers
Damn, their Christmas is ruined.
shoe0nhead g2sidhe
An excellent example, studying satire and fakes...
byNikoNice Aha, I thought you liked what trump did
The most beautiful flag ever here to rescue Trumpovic.
WhirlingBitcoin Thank you for helping us in our time of need, Serbia. Very cool.
soham14
Captain Cost
Why are you trying to fingerprint me?
Remove burger
🤣
Yugoslavia likes this!
:) :) :)
MonotoneCrypto Haha they could use the extra help xD
hrvoje70
Mikael__H Looks like a gathering from Discovery Channel. At least one guy from ”What could possibly go wrong” and the leader of the newcomer team in ”Gold Rush”
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MaraWilson I know I shouldn’t laugh about this, but I’ll tell you what: sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.
IRAN send their armey to backup democracy in USA and support their people.
BGDaemon USA 2021 - Balkan edition🤣
😂😂
IbrahimS Trump deyirdi bunlar və skandinavlar gəlsin Qarabağa. 😂
OutIiers_ Wali Da De Agha Khpal Kam Wu So Che Serbia..🤔
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Shit got so bad they had to call in captain price
Bravo 6. Going Dark
Dogodine u Vašingtonu
DrJasonJohnson 🤣
shoe0nhead Photo is fake. Serbians wear track suits.
😆
RealKaylaJames oh thank god the russians are here to save us
Is that in exchange for the gender studies money?
🤭
Don't let CIA work from home !
they would be greeted as liberators
Nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
doctorow Well, they are more likely to send forces to support the coup if anything. The article was funny back then but didn't age to that well.
Cool of the onion to spend over two decades glorifying genocidal war criminals to own the libs I guess
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Need of the hour...!!
Bernd__Neuner Thank god. They're welcome 🤣
I am dying!! RIP 😂 😂 😆 🤣
'The US refugees will be sent to Canada'
shoe0nhead Finally some real news
doctorow America is OVER!
doctorow r e m o v e m a g a
CGalani77
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bernd__Neuner Serbia is ok... but you could have more impact with the Syrian Arab Army
ok this but seriously do that.
Article from 11/15/00 ? BELGRADE–Serbian president Vojislav Kostunica :)
Bob_Wachter Cuba sends in people to help oversee the election process. And Tahiti sends in peacekeepers.
One of the articles that made me love the onion so long ago being reposted more current than ever ❤️
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NYCNavid Wow
USA je srbija!
bsdhanoa 😂🙌
Bob_Wachter irl can NATO send help to defend our Capitol tho
Kynes99 .DanBilzerian is that you on the right champ? Did you find a cop willing to give you his gun? Seal training must kicking in...
Oh dear! Wrong flags.
Andres4NY At this point The Onion hasn't been too far off so
My Dad (who died of COVID-19 in a nursing home this fall) spent his entire career in the Canadian Air Force. He always had great respect for the ideals of the USA. I’m glad he wasn’t here to see today’s treasonous events in DC. It would have broken his heart. Not funny but true
Bob_Wachter Lol!
Europe should size controll over these barbarians.
JoelWish Please don't repost the 2000 Clinton declares himself supreme leader one. That didn't age as well as some of these other 2000-era pieces
Erce402 lmfao
fucking based
MrJonCryer This is from 2000.
Best thing I saw today was this tweet
EvilBourgeoisie hey wait a minute
Coincidentally they're all Captains by the name of Price. 😂
FU
MrJonCryer We could really use them today!
KevyD209 Is that tomsegura and bertkreischer ?
Feel like there oughta be an apology in here as I've known Serbians. Some Serbians are friends of mine. And these punkass drugstore cowboys are no Serbians.
CEO_OF_SERBIA
MrJonCryer First good laugh I've had today! Thanks 😂
RealOldPaul please
MrJonCryer Tbh, we could use all the help we can get.
This came back just in time
What archduke are they gonna shoot?
Aakriti1 MrStephenHowson that you trying to find Pep?
Finally can y’all come save me. Still stuck in this damn trailer park
Fucking absolute classic.
shoe0nhead I fucking love you guys
You should have gone with Eritrea.
Thank you, Serbia
I'd like to get a snack from the kitchen; when does the bombing begin?
This old article aged nicely.
ThatGuyBry31
Not funny
EvilBourgeoisie Get alternat history hub on this
Is that captain Price?
Thank you Onion, after today I needed a good laugh!!
Robin Williams (on the right) is alive as well.
Oh shit
how the turn tables 😭
The boys
Adriveronica1 MilenaKitic
Too soon. Funny, but too soon.
Dadleisure
nhannahjones JNA flags on their shoulders, but still funny. 😀
Hahahhahah. No, Masa, that's funny as hell!
WallMeatJones this is bad
And they plan on staying and setting up a permanent base so they can help defend their allies in the region
livingcardsmtg Oh god, that's good. Too soon Onion. 🤣
😂
It looks like captain price
Norm_Farrell Those are Canadian assault pioneers
Will Americans finally learn how violent the “Peacekeepers” are?
this, but unironically
VoiceOfFranky Brilliant. But, no doubt the majority of Canadians won’t get it. cdnpoli
Omg it’s funny.
shoe0nhead Inb4 China unironically seizes control of America to protect democracy
I am a big fan of the Onion. But that’s not really funny.
JECarter4 😂😂😂
shoe0nhead if this was posted by anyone else i would’ve believed it
Lol 😂
💀
this is not far from reality...
emadden2001 Sad that you think this is funny.
HenryMiller2020 USA sure send their troups to help parliament break ins in other countries.
Counterpleadin5 Oh mi..
The_PlugSeeker
imagine being american and thinking ur country is the greatest
I didn’t know Captain Price was Serbian
MJ_Mouton Sad day when this headline is believable
Popehat I didn’t want to laugh at this 😂
aravosis Really thought you’d go with the boy and Girl Scouts on this
This was from 2000 folks
Manimal_Prime wth lol those shoulder flags are from country that does not exist for more than 20 years
MarcosPerezRam Serbians? They’re Russia’s allies. Why not Russians straight up?
Nikeja nikeja task force
caitoz God the memes are good today
bertkreischer and tomsegura
US hasn't even had done a retaliatory pre-emptive genocide yet :/
caitoz 🤣
GreatDismal Im sure China and Russia can assist them...
Urges USA government to respect election results and uphold democracy or face sanction.
0x00string Holy shit this article is tweny years old.
BNPdayren I love how you use the yugoslavenien flag as well Like not even giving a shit anymore are you?
Serbia Stronk *accordion plays*
Is this you 3 times tomsegura ?
Duck Dynasty lookalike competitions hotting up
0x00string Harsh but fair.
This is why the Babylon bee is doing better 🤷♀️
China’s Xi urges the US to preserve the constitutional order... kidding
I welcome our Serbian overlords.
MAbouzamazem91 captain price
hasanthehun
You couldn't wait with your sattire😅? A wise leader listens to his advisers, and Trump has not been wise.
haarppp Pa ne šaljemo pod tom zastavom bradonje
ElaL19343930
Where's Roki Vuloric we need him to drop some bomb ass tracks
Thanks Serbia
Kostunica...what a thug
Only that this article is from 2000 and has nothing to do with Serbia
CoolHuh_ So Fake! Cmon, you should know better.
Canadian special forces
to protect all yugoslavs(serbians) from the fasict Croats and bosniaks and the integrity of serb lands of course.
Some of actually know who the guys in that picture are. 😉 CanadianForces
jpezonka
So many dan bilzerian
This is a 20 year old article.
GlutenFreesus oh boy we had to watch that movie for nationalism class at the perfect time
VenezuelasTrick
I guess if Trump wants genocide over his own people, they are right people to call
😂
hahaHAHA HOLY SHIT
Thank you, Serbia! Very cool!
I always wondered how history would have turned out if Serbia's Despot Stefan Lazarević didn't fight on the side of the Ottoman Turks and their Sultan Bayezid at Rovine, Nicopolis and Ankara.
Srpska bando četnici!
'world condemns American regime's brutal repression of pro-democracy protesters' 👌🏻
MontagnaTony I fucking wish we had Slobodan
Wow, now we get 2 genocidal militaries!
69_bambi_69 NikolaAvramov
They even have the Yugoslavian flag on their uniforms
Fake news, with fake picture 19 years old, with comments about Serbs and genocide😳. With so many retweets, comments and likes. This is so obvious and yet there is still people who believe in this.
I thought this was real for like 3 seconds then saw that the onion had posted it.
never knew this song will make this much sense in the future
mrggibson 🔴THIS STORY IS FROM NOVEMBER 2000🔴 OPEN LINK AND READ IT.
toddlibby STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!
Mitchye_ callumldennis
I honestly can’t tell if some of these replies are bring serious or not... what a fucking timeline we live in
Thank you Serbia, you are my best friend!
Ha!!! Joke!
Looks like a family reunion for tomsegura
scrowder benshapiro CountDankulaTV We're coming to liberate you. 😆
plalor 'troubled North American nation' lmao
Uhoh Nowww somebody’s gonna get it.
You mean Russia disguised as Yugoslavs?
MikePsJuice 👀
Not Serbian flag. This is old Yugoslavia flag patch. This is Serbian flag:
THAT'S why police radio was jammed with Remove Kebab
Did you see when the article was originally written?
This is a photo shop.. those are Canadian soldiers!
ntinatzouvala
They dont miss
COMRADES! GULAG!
AimleveI XqzRTV
I'm Serbian and I can say that these guys do not look like Serbian soldiers, they would never wear such ridiculous hats, or such uniforms, plus these flags have not been in use for over 30 years.
Stalingrad_Poor No Serbian flags there though but sure...
mrjcdavey I swear thats Stephen Amell... Scene from NCIS: LA?
Lmao what those guys aren’t Serbs. They don’t oook like Serbs and Serbs certainly wouldn’t wear communist patches.
Thank you Black Jesus!😂
That’s Yugoslavia. 🙄; That’s Serbia:🇷🇸
jfitzgerald2971 Jack_C_Buck
gniqshuss
We will protect you. Greetings from Serbia!
buffalogolfer LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh! Needed🤣
Lmfao!!!!
If you this *this* is genocide, wait until the professionals get here!
These guys don't look like Serbs tbh
JohnTheRevela17 Karma is bitch !!!
AnandWrites LMFAO!
donald_planey
hope they don't discover any Balkan migrants around boi that would be a tight disaster
11/15/00 3:00PM
Bearded up & camo ready to go..great rip.
People reading this article. Its not correct. 1) its a article from 20years ago 2)its the yugoslavian flag on those uniforms so not Serbian flag. Please report this tweet as its not correct!!!!
USA je srbija
LaFamiliaFilm The onion has me second guessing if they're doing real news now... 2020
New York je Srbija
AnandWrites You realize that this type of post is the same kind of bullshit you all say you're against. Blaming a whole group of people and a new generation for the sins under one leader. Do we all want to be blamed for Trump and all the sins our country has done?
*serbian nationalism intensifies*
Change it to Syria
Ok, that’s Robin Williams, right?
This is the best Onion article I've read in awhile.
This is brilliant, although, for The Onion... it's Tuesday. Overdue for the PulitzerPrizes .
Seanicus17 The Onion is forever undefeated
AnandWrites emrkarata OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF
RK_Stimp This will probably end up as a cnn headline tonight and democrats will eat it up without realizing its from 20 years ago
Twitter can this be reviewed as Fake news? Its a article from 2000
jasondiamond Kudos, folk. In an era in which real headlines are competing with you, you still manage to “keep it real.” :)
Hunky.
Where are the French police? Lafayette, where did ya go?
Great soccer team too!
REMOVE KEBAB
MarkoStosic08
TristanBlaze1 REMOVE BURGER!
Classic
Dameshek It’s davidboreanaz and The SealTeam. Wednesday nights on CBS.
freespeechlover Coming near you Looked like Israel Watch, how IOF is inhuman There's no concept of 'conscience' & 'equity' in Israel's strategy. Israeli Soldiers beating a man on his WHEELCHAIR& throw him into the Ground ,then started shooting ppl tried to help Abuwarda
Ready for combat
🤣🤣🤣
Classic! And timeless.
Uh, this article is from 2000.
I know this is satire but seriously I’ve woken up every morning for the past couple of days scared that Trump has called one of his dictator “friends” asking for “support” like this.
You are not going to be prescient again, are you?
nice
Just came across my desk a breaking news issued by Fars News Agency declaring that the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Iran’s Supreme leader had ordered 40,000 of Al Quds Force to join the Serbs (shopping list permitted) to protect the iconic Fifth Ave stores to keep the richest 1% Happy
Oh fuck me Daddies!!
This was 20 years ago. But it never gets old.
This article is from 2000
Let's hope Trump won't invoke article 5 of the NATO treaty for his war on America.
Tobiwanz SOAP
ladderpain be careful, precious american citizens because serbs have a lot of criminal history in this regard.
JTSEO9 Too soon.
MykeCole that shit is from the year 2000 ... wtf
bsdhanoa Neo NATOS
might as well invite them over considering we cant distinguish trump from Ratko Mladić
_Dumbo__
Fact check - This happened in November of 2000. You are really gonna post this shit while our country is in shambles. Sit the F down.
Good lord... this satire story is over 20 years old.
First they want to get some Deerhunting in before their deployment to the U.S.
Only Slobodan Milošević can save us now.
Duyo96 FriendsOfSerbs dusko_sekulic
At a minimum, everybody should take a knee, whenever you enter your place of work or worship; every time you enter a store, restaurant, school, sports events, or concert - until racism in America ends. TakeAKnee to show you will no longer tolerate racism in America.
That is the flag of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, not Serbia. ;)
I didn't know tomsegura was Serbian
IMontoyaResists Overly bro-ed, but impressive beards, fellas.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The article is from 11/15/2000?
This may be partially true. Which part? Who knows?
Now is not the time, you assholes.
They look like MAGA weekend warriors.
When I think peace I think Serbs 😳 jmk_3m Brigette1977
Mr_E_Nigmah omggggggg duuuuuuuuuude
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