Senate Loses Congress Contract To Upstart Private Legislator Firm

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WASHINGTON—The members of the U.S. Senate were seen Tuesday packing up their Capitol offices after the Senate reportedly lost their Congress contract to an upstart private legislator firm. “Well, it’s been a good run being in charge of Congress, but an aging government organization like the Senate just can’t compete…

WASHINGTON—The members of the U.S. Senate were seen Tuesday packing up their Capitol offices after the Senate reportedly lost their Congress contract to an upstart private legislator firm. “Well, it’s been a good run being in charge of Congress, but an aging government organization like the Senate just can’t compete with one of these hotshot private sector startups,” said Patty Murray, one of the longest-serving U.S.

It’s disappointing for us since most of us are getting up there in years and it’s going to be hard to shift careers, but you can see the appeal of a cutting-edge newcomer filled with bright young people making new laws all the time. Plus, their online presence is much better than ours. I must say, I’m jealous of the new congressional high-rise they’ve got down in Florida.

 

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With Brad Pascale leading the new firm, no doubt. Hahaha

The American dream 😩🙌👏🇺🇸🤝

The good news is there will soon be a National Hacky Sack Day.

A little too close to the truth to be funny, really.

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