Semester At Sea Students Steal Anchor For Dorm Room

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One of those students grew up to be Ron Burgundy.

Thank you always for bringing humor but right now it is really especially appreciated!

This is clearly satire. No university dorm room would be that big.

“First time you stub your toe on it in the middle of the night makes you wonder if it was worth it”

Couple of Rodes Scholars right there. (gonna wait right here and see if anybody gets that)👀

I didn't notice the source of this story and my jaw dropped, i sat here gaping at this and then i saw 'the onion' lol It still took me a second to shake the shock!

Anchor....or sex torture device?

The new Suite Life on Deck reboot looks great!

Absolute alpha move

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