Fauci next introduced his panel of judges, California’s Governor Gavin Newsom , New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo — “Currently under fire for futzing with old dead people and also for the kind of sexual harassment allegations that make you go, ‘Yeah, I can see that’,” Fauci said of Cuomo — and Michigan’s Governor Gretchen Whitmer .
The game show then welcomed a parade of contestants: A woman claiming to be an essential worker , another woman pretending to be elderly, a “proud smoker from New Jersey” , a pregnant woman who questions genuinely whether she can have the vaccine, and penultimately Ted Cruz , fresh from his appearance at CPAC.
The judges finally encounter an old man worthy of the vaccine and award him his prize: The opportunity to schedule a vaccine appointment online, which the old man doesn’t know how to do. Fauci then announces, “I’m just getting word: The power went out at a CVS nearby, the vaccines are all going to expire, so it’s first come, first stab.”
Painfully unfunny
I still like Brad Pitt better as Fauci.
I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.
What about the Lakers? They should have a test to prove they have it.
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