Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche
WASHINGTON—In an effort to respond to the vast and ever-changing dangers faced by the nation’s commander-in-chief, Secret Service administrators announced Wednesday the creation of an Emotional Protection Division to safeguard President Donald Trump ’s psyche.
“After conducting a full review of the operational procedures available to us, it became clear that adding this new division was the only way to meet President Trump’s emotional security needs,” said Secret Service director Joseph Clancy, noting that the president’s detail is specially trained in assessing risks and minimizing any opportunity for him to feel insecure or belittled. “His psyche could be put in grave danger from unfavorable poll numbers or suddenly come under attack from a White House press corps heavily armed with uncomfortable questions.”
“All of our agents stand ready to lay down their lives to ensure nothing can hurt President Trump’s feelings,” he added.
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I think the Onion staff and other Leftists would need that for their feelings. Nancy probably has them protecting her liquor cabinet. They shoulda created one for the all those sanctuary cities. 🤫 SovietSergey You know this just might be true, Onion. 🙃 I thought Psyche was the human that tried to stab one of the gods?
Probably not far from the truth why? they let jfk get killed That's funny. I was initially skeptical to believe such a quest until I remembered who Trump is. wouldn't it be easier to just impeach him?
Secret doorway discovered under UK Parliament - CNN VideoOn February 26, the UK Parliament announced the discovery of a previously-hidden entrance that had been built for the coronation of King Charles II in 1661. Back door for Harry? It took 400 years for someone to ask what that door lead to.
Just imagine what trump's safe space looks like. Careful it’s fragile I mean,when in Rome?If my entire POTUSwas obviousBULLSH&T (Nobody ever asked,why, I, is the censored letter for curse words?), yeah,Id be upset too,thank non existent God it doesnt (DISCLAIMER:God doesnt exist,if humans dont agree,sounds mean words,1st),soundsdont='sacred spirit'
By congress... So that’s gonna cost tax payers.... what? .... anothe 4 trillion or so? Call them Emotion Force! what psyche? Pretty sure that’s been around since he started crying during the Axios interview. . 'Man, this Area Facebook user must be incredibly stupid -made the top skin theonion ' (truth) Note: I took screenshots of my brother's and others public Facebook years past - & other public profiles (& retook yesterday) Not been on Facebook since 2017. Other = the criminals
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Supposed to be satire Onion......SATIRE The Onion showing they are no Babylon Bee. Keep trying. 3 dozen men for 1 half brain idiot. That sounds expensive. Can’t they just tell him he has a beautiful head of hair when he’s feeling down? AnybodyButTrump2020 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Snowflake ❄️ The Onion has TDS. wasilalitaha واصل الله يهديك ديل قناة كوميديا 😂
Could you imagine if he got banned of twitter.
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CODENAME: Bald Ego Savage LMAO I swear I had to do a double take and make sure it was you. Scary times. Implying they haven't already
ThirdLove cofounder wanted to put Victoria's Secret out of business - Business InsiderThe company, which is focused on more natural, body positive marketing, has been a notable foil to the struggling Victoria's Secret as of late. after seeing this just want to bleach my eyes and puke
Secret doorway discovered under London's House of CommonsThe UK Parliament has announced the discovery of a previously-hidden door that had been built for the coronation of King Charles II in 1661.\nThe discovery was made as part of a long-term restoration project by the Parliament's Architecture and Heritage Team.\n ❤️❤️ If you can't discover a door underneath Londons House of Commons since the 17th century, how do you want to find a cure for CoronavirusOutbreak Charles II interesting. A sovereign individual royalfamily
Long-Forgotten Secret Passageway Discovered In A Wall At U.K. ParliamentA team of historians stumbled upon records of a secret passageway in the British House of Commons that was created around 1660 for Charles II's coronation. They went to find it, and sure enough, it still exists behind a tiny keyhole in the wood paneling. Lie! It was NEVER long forgotten! Come on with that bs! Secret passageway, forgotten? Who the hell do you think really believes that? Come in...puleeze! Cool! No one cares, keep the crown out of America