Scientists Announce They’ve Completed Mapping The Human G-Spot

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Big if true

Still without asking for directions

Wait a minute. How many women are there on that panel? 😄

Will they also be deploying a task force with the online roll-out? I’ve been talking to IT and they tell me to turn it off and then back on.

Good news, everyone!

Lies

But they lost the map?

It's definitely not that big.

Hey, you probably won’t read this but can you tell people about Elon Musk and Neurolink? He follows you and everyone thinks this is a joke. I think it would be history’s funniest joke if you posted information about it and everyone thought you were crazy.

It's in my wallet.

Elusive!

Directions included

'The scientists involved in the G-Spot study have all been studying 'taking an L' as their life's work. They all conclude that this finding is significant.'

Finally scientists will be able to reproduce! We definitely need more of those right now!

... tireless work by our american hero's

Lies

Gotta love The Onion. Thought this was a real headline until I remembered the g spot isn't real. My gf and her lover have both assured me of this fact

These guys are late. Men have known this for years!

Lady to the right: You still can't read a map though George.

FakeNews the G-Spot is like bigfoot and the loch ness monster. They exist; but, no men can find them. Probably in need of a Ms. (Dr.) Livingston moment.

Lol

It's on Mars. I knew it.

Thanks, needed this humor today.

Even with a map it's always best to ask for directions. A guy could get in lost out there.

😂😂

proof?

😂 That’ll be the day

Aaron Motswaleni looking stoked about this

Finally, some news we can use

This would work better if you didn’t have a woman in the picture.

Finally some good news! now I can use this information with the girlfriend I don't have!

this is the kind of science we need

Aren't you pleased they have their priorities in order.

And it is surrounded by F and H spots

The helicopter gained speed as it headed toward the mainland. It was cold now, and the soldiers muscled the door closed. As they did, Grant looked back just once, and saw the island, it had been a lovely weekend.

Without A Hitch? That would be unbelievable.

“Some might say we are playing God, and that some mysteries were never meant to be uncovered. However, we believe that the Human G-Spot Project will help

Yeah, and the dumb ass Bill Gates said, the economy will not he the way it was🤣

Bullshit story. This is too ridiculous

HEY, MITCH.. aka MITCH no-hitch Jackson made it all possible.. what a disgrace ( this is a different hitch.. but i guess maybe not )

I guess nobody clicks these links... this one leads to 'Scientists Announce They’ve Completed Mapping The Human G-Spot'

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

When’s the movie coming out?

😔😔😔

Sounds awesome!

That's the sort of fiction we all need nowadays.

Bestworld

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