“That mouse had its whole life ahead of it, and what did I do? I got it hooked on ketamine,” said the Georgia Tech researcher, adding that he felt responsible after seeing the mouse reduced to a junkie living in a filthy cage and spending all of its time awaiting its next fix. “It’s been an addict for over half its lifetime and it’s all my fault. If I could go back in time and stop myself from offering it ketamine, I would.
“I mean, this is a mouse that used to be able to easily race through a maze, a mouse that fathered children, and now it won’t do anything unless it involves scoring drugs.” added Foster, lamenting that he had ruined a bright future in neurological testing for the small rodent. “This was the smartest mouse
I knew. Now he just keeps pushing that button for more drugs. He’s starving himself to death. He had everything going for him. What have I done?”because he had “blood on his hands,” expressed remorse that his conduct had helped to tear apart the once-Foster added that he also couldn’t forgive himself for keeping quiet while the government continued to funnel drugs to his research facility despite their devastating effect on generations of lab mice populations.
However it did look so cute a little mouse shooting up heroin on a tiny urine soaked mattress
That explains the rise in mouse on mouse crime.
I'm sure there are 'protocols' he can hide behind
With the first phase of offering the initial hallucinogens for free not sealing the deal, the scientist seamlessly slipped into the reverse psychological ploy of insinuating that the rodent probably wasn't cool enough, anyway.
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Bastard. I saw it running around naked and eating out of trashcans. Does he have no shame?
So sad. Thxs for the info.
It’s time for the mouse take responsibility for its own actions.
Mouse trap scars
HypraSeaPea Gee Brain, what do you wanna do tonight? Same thing we do every night Pinky...GET STONED OFF THE SHITS
I'd probably feel pretty bad too tbh
The mouse really spiralled, and some said he could have potentially been the next Mickey.
Shameful.
Fuckin furry!
Don’t feel too bad Mr. Scientist, peer pressure would of gotten him if you hadn’t
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PETAUK
All the cool mice are doing it.
Are you sure it wasn’t a man? It could’ve been a man. Maybe it was a human man. Man or a mouse? Still up in the air.
karltschmidt
HOL' UP THERE BUSTER
JonoZalay
Someone somewhere is having a hard time accepting that they pressured mouse to enter snake cave for last time.
Mouse forgives man though because mouse actually has tiny little soul.
He will be more pissed off when he finds out the mouse and it's mates have pawned his x box and laptop
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i hope the mouse is ok 😔
Here's your mouse on meth ...
Scientist can't forgive himself for showing empathy. :(
Mouse with human ear on back who doesn’t age and is immune to cancer could use another hit maaaaan
Better the mouse experiment with drugs under the safety & supervision of a science type place as opposed to the getting them on the streets.
I heard he can dance a mean boogie anymore.
That guy from TheMatrix?
It was that or beer bongs, at least now the mouse will stay thin.
“I’ve made a terrible mousestake.”
See? Science is fun, kids! We make drugs with science, so we smoke science!
to be fair the mouse is now cured of cancer, AIDS and color blindness
well, the mouse is Disney’s face, soooooo...
That mouse is way cooler now and knows a lot about Steely Dan so it’s fine
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