Sam Darnold’s Mono Diagnosis Forces Jets To Crack Down On Kissing In Huddle

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Stugotz790

When dabbles into football... you know you’re a laughing stock. LOLjets BillsMafia

JoshMankiewicz I love the Onion. My favorite headline is still 'Christ Returns To The NBA'.

DownWithDamon

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PhilBronch

Delaware_Dolfan In huddle? I think Gase was making out with him in the locker room!

MatTheMetsFan

Huddle Cuddle

Sorry BigVanilla11

😒😒

DrPissMD premiumk Tcgreenmn my favorite football tradition!

johnjcuomo come on bro talk to your boys

Hut One, Hut Two, SMOOTCH!!!

LesBowen aaronmoreland01

DanHanzus is gonna be pissed.

Mono y mono

GPotocky

what about at the line of scrimmage

wrpzy logan was in the huddle. gfuel tub in hand

Lmfao RexFernandez19

JoeyBauer23 😂

DanHanzus

Just stick to kissing ass instead

WheatBandit

I thought only Patriots did that

But they are clearly kissing his a$$

LesBowen Deliforthecity 😂😂😂

That's the first thing I thought which means it's lame rather than funny.

AaronJRichmond

Butt slaps are mandatory now to advert teams from smooches.

mcarrione

I don't care what they do as long as they kneel for the flag!

christinemt97

CaucasianJames we discussed this James.

Hey espngreeny - the problem has been identified!

allahpundit Dirty jet set crowd is reported to be not GREEN by dirty Joe scum po,but no Judeo-Christian goat atrocity shall be 'harmed' in the filming of GRTSTN does raper misery three law scum dance?Prisons better at executing the radio head deniers and body raper mortal sin life plotters?

Andrewluli

He’s a Trojan.

thestevenwoods

Darnold mono Jets

Perfect

They’ll never be as good at that as New England

guess kissing is limited to the showerroom, boys haha

jetsNYjetsNYJet

cc zerobeta

“Hail Mary guys, okay? Bre- hey no more of that. Okay? We just clap now. Break- god DAMNIT QUINNEN”

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