Pietato WINNING
But only in Chicago.
Sadly - he hasn't learned anything...
Can confirm
Steve_Thoughts Lmaoo I think this is actually real
He’ll start small! Become Chicago mayor then in the spirit of the Daleys plow over O’Hare airport overnight and get away with it!
wondering if 45 was aware of all that luxurious hair pre pardon? 🤔
How about this: Rod Blagoevich selling his prison cell to Roger Stone!
😂
They're keeping his prison cell warm for him.
So your buying what he's selling...
Thought he was ambassador to Ukraine...
They had a special election and 300,000 dead people in Chicago voted him back in
Lolol
Okay. I don't give a bellen's stone feet about this.
Bless you Onion
. 'Its the white hair. It increases impression of political prestige due to the association of former white-haired politicians'
Would Rod have pardoned Trump if the roles were reversed?
Don’t put it past the voters in Chicago to do it again.
Noooooo!!!!
I love the onion... crazy headline and no story 😆😂
It's the hair. We can't resist.
Huh. When did The Onion swap from satire to state media?
Would be better than the current governor JBPritzker
The Onion salty over this, lol.
He looks like a female gym teacher from 1987.
Forget keto !!! Time to jump on the prisondiet!! Looks great!
RotoPat Thems the rules.
RotoPat Merica!
Thats how dangerous it is to be a Democrat. As a Dem you gotta keep screeching Impeach and tainting those, a threat to positions and the truth.
Always coifed! Must have been some real hard time! Yuck!
Dammit that's what I get for blinking.
Love The Onion
Well Chicago did elect the Daley family as mayors all those years so I guess anything is possible!
I think he just low key won the Celebrity Apprentice
Better not tell MicahVanHuss - He still thinks that you’re LEGIT.
Is the post of the ambassador to the Ukraine open?
TonyHoWasHere knicholai guys
NOTHING BUT PURE CORRUPTION!
RantyAmyCurtis You have to love The Onion.
With criminal Corrupt Trump around, is possible...
My old ward boss tells me I voted for him. Twice.
He got the Epstein work release
Did he divorce his prison wife?
It's in our state constitution
I thought I heard he's working at the Whitehouse.
🤣
There work release programs are getting a bit extreme
jfranz88 👑
BrockWHarrison Good one
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