Robin Regurgitating Food For Chicks Makes Sure To Save Best Bites In Back Of Throat For Herself

LANSING, MI—Already looking forward to the secret snack, a local robin regurgitating food for its chicks Monday reportedly made sure to save the best bites in the back of her throat for herself. “They’re so young, it’s not like they can really appreciate a good, fresh earthworm anyway,” said the robin, who brushed aside her guilt by explaining her hatchlings could barely tell the difference between cricket and beetle.

it makes sense that I should get some of the choice bits for myself. I had to sit on their eggs for days, so this is my little reward. Truly, they’d just eat bread every night if they could.” At press time, the robin’s hatchlings were asking what she had after noticing her swallow.

Yup. Best bits of worms. Keep ‘em!

Aight. Love yourself too cause you can't give what you don't have! 😊😋😜

Bird socialism

What do you mean the onion only has 9 comments?

Nope. It's a robin. Not a human.

Look at all this fucking trash.

Good.. don't want those kids turning out entitled SJBs

wow TheBabylonBee is so much better

trickle down economics.

what would my days be like without this A+ reporting from

cant believe this.

We let Robins run for Congress?

😂😂😂

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WormCorp Inc is filing a class action suit against BirdR-Us - in an attempt to move a cease and desist against the international acceptance of wormfeeding.. The Birds have not Twittered yet.

Selfish

You gotta put on your own oxygen mask first.

It's actually a very sweet picture. Thanks.

capitalism

Robin? More like robbing!

What the!! How do you know that!?!? This is Fake News......😐😐

BonneAppetit ;)

That is a full worm, not chewed up and regurgitated. What kind of reporting is this? Ridiculous.

On fire today

my mom did the same thing.

How do they call this news FakeNews

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