Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like a Crayon

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Robert Pattinson told Allure magazine that people have told him that he smells like a crayon.

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Crayons smell really bad tho

Robert should form a joint company with Gwenyth Paltrow. They can market a new product called vagina-scented- Crayola candles!

Speak for yourself.

I've been wanting to smell him since he was a sparkly vampire. 🙂

he is so gross

I did a pheromones test once and my results were crayons too 🤷🏻‍♀️. My sister’s pheromones smelled like flowers (of course they did).

Hes so beyond overrated, I never jumped on the bandwagon of thinking hes hot, no thank you

Any particular color?

Dude gross 🤢

I need a box of crayóns🖍 now😅

Ieavethecityy ok

Robert please...please. Just please.

Crayons stink

So beige thomassenland

Soo what you’re saying is he’s basic...

Pretty sure I smelled some the other day and there wasn’t much to it

All that smell is gonna do is excite children.

why he look like a crayon

He’s on meth 24/7

And? You guys are running out of things to do aren't you?

I can smell this tweet. Weird.

Are white people okay?

This shit makes the news? Really...

Cool

what

krizziaarcigal

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like a Crayon

Titan confirmed DestinyTheGame

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like a Crayon

Raquelinacioo so can we get a perfume ?

He actually meant crayfish

he looks like he smells like a crayon. i’m not surprised

unefilleblasee

cool man

why is this the funniest fucking thing i have ever read

anyways

What color THIS IS IMPORTANT

His acting smells like shit

Is it the glitter crayon?

Ah yes, news.

americanpam americanpam big if tru

kiavarca

hmm sounds interesting, i would like a taste

Gotta love him

okay.

ffs rob

Excuse me

This guy!

sunflower_c8e UCDGradStudent I think this is the best thing I’ve ever read 😂

sazmeister88

miaxmon keeping it real

Why is this even a thing ....

The most feared smell in Gotham

petaldiary no idea why i thought of you AJDNDN

I love news

Yeah

Who cares what he smells like nobody

Happy you always funny !

I love crayons 🥺🤲🏻 pls sir

rpattinsonfr I hope you forever happy!

what can this man not do

This is one of those i wish he didnt talk he is too cute for this moments.

I love him sm

Qué acabo de leer....? itsl8dy

broghanlw

people are dying

jeonstoe

ok rob

So that's y'all most beautiful man 😂?!

damn bro

Ele poderia cheirar a merda q ainda assim eu bejava ele

miaxmon eh?

I am terrified

_pepxx what a guy

king

Wonder which color?

Puedo comprobarlo?

tomblonde

Slow day huh

Who cares

what

... how is this not satire?

as he should

This will be difficult to work into my sexual fantasies but I'll make an attempt at it.

FlGHTCLUBZ This MF said 'like I'm embalmed'😭😭😭 What the fk is wrong with him?! He's so chaotic!!

_nataliaalbin esto es el contenido de calidad que busco

Must’ve been a slow day

They did surgery on a grape

wasn’t expecting that but it definitely makes sense

that’s hot

When he’s feeling blue he really means it

I gonna love smell of crayon

My friend smells like this

He must’ve been a Marine like Adam Driver 😂 USMC

inch resting

😂😂😂

i dig it

Should we now start crying

400Iuxing Probly more like a lead....pencildick !!!

like I give a 💩

TMI

ryltenenbaums he never disappoints me

What episode of intothetwilight is this

How is this newsworthy?!

Cheap crayons flake, I bet he’s a flake too. Js

licgiook MY CAR SMEELS LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON

so brave

slayyyter Hot

Better than a vagina candle i guess....

And this is who is playing batman Da fuq

cnutt93

lilpochaco gonna need your take on this

But like, okay?

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like a Crayon

My tired ass thought this was pewdiepie for a moment

saintknives So... TheVulcanSalute, Yasha may have a fan. CriticalRole

👎

Lmao ok

Well if yall would stop askin him dumb stuff in interviews he’d stop giving even dumber answers.

ramennoodlesqu ok...

why. why is this news.

slayyyter Quality journalism

Is this a legitimate article

lol

And he tastes like gnome's head full of strawberry fondant if you bit it off

porkironandwine One step closer to becoming a cryptid

He's a Volkswagen MK4GTI?

What the fuck

I knew someone that smelled like spare change 😂 crayon smells good to me lol

Thanks e! news very cool

Lmao

I'd take a sniff

But what colour 😆

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like A Crayon

Which color crayon though? The white one?

Why is this newsworthy? stupid

StephanieSays_ omg what

Slow news day?

This y’all king ?

ladywbird

*snacks lips profusely*

porkironandwine so the thing about Robert Pattinson is he smells like a crayon

Oh eh well I- okey

🤣

Dafuq

Oh! And I wondered why the crayons always smelt like Robert Pattinson. 🤪🤪

rpattinsonfr I fucking hate him lmfao

Looks like one also

Yes

VickyNigma he smells like your car!

xoMissDanielle i feel like he does though

Make a candle!

A regular Shakespeare this one

jsnow26 I’ll take random uninteresting facts for $200, Alex

ladies and gentlemen...our next Batman!

and ? he still the most handsome man according to science PERIODT!

and i like to color what's the issue

piejo98

I sense a new candle scent being developed right now.....

TheVulcanSalute explain yourself

Love the stuff he says in interviews lol

Oh thank God, I was worried he smelled like a marker for a second

ffamicom im made of wax larry, wht are u made of

That's him. That's Bruce Wayne.

You always remember the scent of crayons from childhood. 🖍 I had a dream that Rob was a cashier and I bought a bunch of flowers 💐 at the store he worked at. It smelled fantastic, like a florist shop, AND it was the only time I’ve ever had the sense of smell in a dream.

Fka twigs when he told y’all this a few years ago

He’s the best

Keep the suspense building okay I can not wait to see this crayon play Batman.

What color though?

I would like to taste to make sure

What a headline

Ok?

🙄 good lord

bittchz12

Como yo mauricio_B19

I’m going to sleep now

This is the most random shit I’ve heard in forever 😂

yrfavloser

Is it weird that I now have this desire to smell him...

He's so disgusting. I want him in me.

good to know

That’s as worse as burnt popcorn 🍿

evycombs ... ok, then.

So someone decided this was important enough info that people needed to know this. That person should be fired.

ew

He’s said this in numerous interviews. He sometimes says random stuff that don’t make sense and people believe it 😂

mm okay and

Looks like one

i heard he smelled like something else but ok

Umm 🤔 ok... this made news bc why?!? 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🙈🙄

YallAllLuvCris funny this story is on my timeline after answering your tweet🤣🤣🤣🤣

RunquistKarsten i see you liking this... i’ve had enough

the amount of serotonin i just had while reading this wtf

Better than expected TBH

xoMissDanielle This man always gets the best article titles

Ew

I guess its better than armpits lol

Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣

what does this mEAN

WTF! LOL

Much needed very important news. doin’ the Lords work.

Wtf?

Weird

I used to eat when I was a toddler . I’m pretty I can repeat the same behavior with him lol 😂

Lol i love him

Crayon?

Gross lol

What color though.

🤢🤮

Every white person smell like crayon

WrittenByHanna ?

Brittymachine

WrittenByHanna Ok but who asked ?

Nothing else to report on today ey?

A crayola crayon?

What color? Details matter.

this...somehow...makes sense to me?

Lol scented crayons or the plain crayolas? I’m not about to read the article to find out.

And I smell like a sharpie. 🙄 LOL

🙃

Baiklaaa

ok

rebeccah6691

he smell like a 2005 VW bug

why do we know about this ?

I believe him

🤨

novemberdad

Well, that’s random 🤔😂 that’s what his new nickname should be! Crayon 😂🖍

I always thought he might

Lol

That’s a bit too colorful for me

Slow day at the office?

👌🏻

aaand that’s enough internet for today...

Why the hell do we need to know that?

And this is who we have as Batman... the ultimate alpha male....

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