RIP to Laura Dern's Goldfish, Dead at 14

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I regret to report that Laura Dern’s beloved goldfish, unnamed, has shuffled off this mortal coil and alit to the Great Fishbowl in the Sky. He was 14.

Dern, who didn’t provide the name of the goldfish, may have picked up her affinity for fish from her frequent collaboratordirector, 74, once mused to the actress about how creativity is much like the gilled animals.

“He says ideas are like fish — if you want to catch little fish, you can stay in the shallow water. But if you want to catch the big fish, you’ve gotta go deeper,” Dern told in October. “Down deep, the fish are more powerful and more pure, they’re huge and abstract, and very beautiful.”Dern did not appear to be referencing her own fish, however, perhaps out of respect for his privacy. Life in a fishbowl is hard enough without having to read about it later in the press. [

 

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Do not, I repeat DO NOT, put the words 'RIP' and 'Laura Dern' in the same headline. So many skipped heartbeats.

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