Rest Easy: Bethesda Announces That Shia LaBeouf Will Appear In ‘Indiana Jones’ Game But His Character Dies Almost Immediately

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Details about Bethesda’s upcoming Indiana Jones game have been hush-hush ever since they shared a teaser trailer earlier this January, but fans are already anxious about whether the standalone adventure will feature Crystal Skull’s intrepid adventurer Mutt Williams, played by Shia LaBeouf. Well, gamers, you can rest easy, because Bethesda has announced that while LaBeouf will be in the upcoming game, his character dies almost as soon as he appears.\n

game have been hush-hush ever since they shared a teaser trailer earlier this January, but fans are already anxious about whether the standalone adventure will featureintrepid adventurer Mutt Williams, played by Shia LaBeouf. Well, gamers, you can rest easy, because Bethesda has announced that while LaBeouf will be in the upcoming game, his character dies almost as soon as he appears.

That’s right, gaming fans! You can breathe a sigh of relief and let your excitement for the upcoming Bethesda offering bubble over now that developers have confirmed thatsidekick will appear early in the game riding a motorcycle and wearing his characteristic leather jacket, utter a couple of lines of dialogue, and then immediately lose control of his bike and crash headfirst into a tree!experience, including appearances from all the major characters from the franchise, and we hope players will...

Wow. And if that’s not exciting enough, Howard went on to drop a few more hints, announcing that the game would reveal that the monkey who was poisoned by figs inG/O Media may get a commission

 

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quicker than furlong In the last terminator movie. Lol

Nonsense, they will make you do an escort mission with him with him constantly trying to kill himself, with a special badge and Indiana Jones skin as a prize. And 99% complete unless you do it.

Easy GOTY

Lol

The spoilers though

Klaus Knows!! the Dark Secret of Shia LaBeouf -

Lol

Sometimes I get confused if Onion is being satirical or its real news

“His corpse belongs in a museum!”

Hey did you sign that union contract yet?

lmfao

Where's the satire on State Legal Access, Lack of Ethics, Lack of Duties or aka duties ignored because states (Massachusetts) do not have equal access to legal rights of pro se's plaintiffs and other non legal people. Where's the Joke? EH?

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To shreds, you say?

Thank god, he's terrible!

PartTime

Good

I see they are going for the fan service!

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