ATLANTA—Urging Americans to reconsider their current precautions in light of the grim discovery, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention researchers warned Thursday of a new giant Covid-19 variant large enough to swallow a grown man whole. “This is a mammoth monster of a virus, big enough and strong enough to consume a full-sized adult male in one swift gulp,” said CDC director Rochelle Walensky, adding that the first confirmed victim of the A.
. “What we’ve got on our hands is a virus that stalks the shadows and can lift a grown adult in its two protein envelope jaws. It strikes at night, when the moon is just a sliver in the sky, and is transmitted through the air so fast that you’ll never even know what hit you. In an instant, its membrane will have wrapped around your throat, and everything will go black.
the next article gonna be why people are coughing out baby covids
Running in a blind panic through dense woods in high heels also helps evade the giant man-eating monster virus. Seriously though-get vaccinated you derps!!!
need steroids for this
FEEEED ME SEEEEYMOOORE
SSparklesDaily You should change your name to The Funion.
I thought the onion was satire
Can we pick the man?
Cells at work live adaption looks lit
Did this Covid evolve from this plant?
Texas variant
nature is truly resourceful
Jack Kirby already did it:
I seen it already on 'Doctor Who'. Old news.
Anybody else reminded of Langoliers?
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