YOUR LOCATION—Noting the complete lack of memorable details to help the date stick in your mind, sources confirmed Monday that today isn’t one you’re going to remember.
“We’ve found that this 24-hour period will make zero impression on you in the long run,” said sources, adding that the current day would be neither good nor bad, but simply a completely unremarkable period of time that will have no bearing on your life. “We’ve found that there will be no high highs or low lows, no big inconveniences or excitements—basically you’ll just eat a couple meals, tool around the internet, go to bed, and never think about this day again.
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I believe it
thank fucking god
Today's Bat Signal
Hopefully
Oh good, then I can do whatever I want
Based on this article's title. Some spoiled brat hated their present.
Today's my birthday but you're right lol.
😭
Agreed. Boring day with no mass shootings.
Nice picture though!
Wrong
Tbf lots of big news happened today
I'm sure that'll work with your significant other if you forgot about your anniversary
Pretty sure I wont remember tomorrow or the day after as well!
Sometimes it's good to have a day like this. Time seems to stretch indefinitely, even if it's filled with nothingness. It's restful. The problem is when all days start looking like this. Damn you, pandemic! *raises fist to the sky*
nah i got a 2nd penis grafted to my body today
Unless the zags win the natty
thanks to weed, that's every day😌😇
Wrong, it’s my birthday!
Tru
F....
Stories, losers!
They’re right. Can’t find a single thing in this image to tweet my discontent about
Good news is no news
Written by Joe biden
Report: pretty much true for every single day, also
Next thing you know it is
True
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