I don't know what's funnier, serious huffiness from people who don't know what the Onion is, or the tankies screaming in angst.
TomTSEC Lunatics. Good luck in your fantasy world.
It has to be, otherwise it will stop being an utopia ❤️
Onions are good to fight scurvy.
True, he was about to purge the j*ws.
He's georgian and is still venerated in Georgia to this day oddly enough ...
uh oh tankies mad
Isn’t it WEIRD we had to cooperate with a nut bag killer like Stalin just to get rid of one who was WORSE! Hitler Damn, dictators were a ‘dime a dozen’ back then haha! Also. Paul Pot, Chairman Mao. Wow
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missed it by that much
smokedcaffe
'One we've handled those pesky anarchists once and for all, we'll finally be able to abolish the state!'
capitalists: stupid leftists love to argue that the USSR didn't represent socialism as a whole! leftist: so you disagree? whats your response then? capitalists: ... psh the stupid leftists love saying the USSR didn't represent socialism as a whole!
He barfed after eating? who knew.
LeftDoomer
Oh no... twitter commie cosplayers gonna me mad. 😡
just one more
SheikhStalin
Based check
Damn
Putin et al. will attest.
Capitalism requires perpetual purges.
Actually yes.
Stalin ? I doubt most American HS students know anything about him.
Thats what that Hitler dude said too
The bosses wrote this one
He did his best. That's all anyone can do.
Dark humor is like food in a communist utopia - not everyone gets it.
So close, yet so far away.
So close.
Tankies malding
поддельные новости! Fake News!
I bet meddling kids were involved.
Stalin and Mao's Dream.... Technocracy. Rollin', rollin', rollin' 5G.
dayum
Brilliant.
im glad the onion finally hired krushevites diversity
It kinda still be like that
No one can hate you if no one is alive. 🤷♂️
Listen to this tume about climate change and population.
Just here to see how many commies reply with 'this, but unironically'
Trump says, 'Hold my beer'
I feel sorry for the Soviet Union. Bulimia is nothing to scoff at.
HardcoreHistory he was sooo close Dan! Oh what could have been.... 🤔
Don't forget about an unmatched communist hairstyle too!
'Death Solves All Problems' - Stalin So True.
That actor guy who was Chandler's roommate from FriendsTV? Boy did we dodge a bullet.
Darnit! 110th time's the charm, as the saying goes among murderous dictators.
Sanders will do, Sanders, Bernie will do!
I am just shocked by the amount of people taking this seriously.
Ah, Yurinov Stalin! Great purgilist, he.
Holodomor. Never forget what this epitome of filth did to the Ukrainian people.
It's always one great purge away
Stone Toss . JPG
Inb4 angry leftists screeching their Holodomor denial and saying the USSR collapsed because of evil capitalists.
no no see the most important step towards a communist society is making everyone fear for their lives
so close
What a fool! Obviously what he needed were more tax cuts!!!
Suuuuuuuure he was.....
Tankies are shook.
SheikhStalin
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