CHICAGO—Describing it as a common nightly ritual for tens of millions of Americans nationwide, a report published Thursday inrevealed that 84 percent of married individuals get out of bed and head to their second family’s home as soon as their spouse falls asleep.
“The vast majority of subjects we studied lied motionless in bed each night and waited until the very moment their husband or wife drifted off to sleep, at which point they silently slipped out from under the covers and then drove straight to a home occupied by another romantic partner and several other sons and daughters who they’ve also raised since birth,” said study co-author Anthony Copeland, who noted that within the first 60 seconds of dozing off at night, the typical American’s spouse...
Nice clickbait.
They both accidentally do it at the same time and awkwardly go back to bed
I’m confused. Is that wrong?
Actually not fake news
not funny,,, this really happended to me,,,...
Amateurs, I go to my third and fourth families
mathematically, this one does not make sense.
In order for a second family I need to start the first.
I always go to my second family right after my spouse sneaks out to go their second family so makes sense. Once I get to my second family, the other spouse of that household has already slipped out. It all works out in perfect harmony
Wait a second...
It’s true.
'Majority'? That's not mathematically possible.
Or to a local bar
No wonder everyone is always so exhausted. We need family compounds 🤔 BigLove
'majority'?
IAmASmartAlec I knew it
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