Report: Easiest Path To U.S. Visa Still Signing with Dallas Mavericks

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DALLAS—Claiming the top spot for immigrant-hopefuls for an eighth consecutive year, Amnesty International released a report Wednesday which found that the easiest path to a U.S. work visa was still signing with the Dallas Mavericks. “Our findings show that the Dallas Mavericks account for 91% of Eastern European…

DALLAS—Claiming the top spot for immigrant-hopefuls for an eighth consecutive year, Amnesty International released a report Wednesday which found that the easiest path to a U.S. work visa was still signing with the Dallas Mavericks.

“Our findings show that the Dallas Mavericks account for 91% of Eastern European immigration,” said head researcher Bill Knodle, noting that Mavs players outnumbered students and agricultural workers combined in the number of visas awarded. “While marrying an American citizen can speed up the green card process, you’re still much better playing spot minutes behind. Dallas players also have an easier time getting extensions on their work visas to participate in the NBA playoffs.

 

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CallieCaplan He’s been described as a cross between Larry Bird and Magic Johnson. The heir to Dirk Nowitzki. A phenom with the fire of Michael Jordan, the control of LeBron James and the panache of Stephen Curry.

BradHempel Who is the handsome man bottom right?

Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, Wang Zhizhi, Eduardo Najera

franelgran

misterrana_ sham829 😂😂😂

squish41 check this out!

They like international players. Let me go back in time - najera - wang zhizhi - nash - barea - peja - diop - jianlian - mahinmi - schrempf

Powell and Melli are also international players

JayC4620 91%...haha!

This used to be a Spurs joke. Mavs copied us, lol.

Bwahahaha!

waddles93

Thinking back on the days when the Spurs were the team for this kind of joke😢

mcuban Hook my tia up with a roster spot.

Spurs have been doing it for way longer

Lol Mark Cuban liked this

I knew this one was coming eventually 😂😂

EricSFong triple Dirks!

theJimiChanga

Over the borderline, over the borderline

😂😂

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RyanTangedal

Goat approved

CBatts20 lololol cuban liked it

Bet the Mavs are regretting putting all that effort into getting porzingis

If the Mavericks get KPs visa denied, can they nullify the contract?

KirkSeriousFace

redditmavericks Oh the dig at the Knicks at the end

lmao that Knicks dig at the end

Should have added Melli(Italy), Green(Australia), and Powell(Canada) to the list

jennifernicolx

MaxBoot People find ways to circumvent.... one more added to the bunch!

You can also be Enes Kanter and have no choice to stay in America since the entire country of Turkey wants to arrest you.

LOLOLOL

NickVanExit MavericksHub

LockedOnMavs

ramyers21

mcuban ICYMI

Lol redditmavericks

The timing of this post stings :/

RacismDog

They’ve never told a joke…

cc mcuban

You forgot Dirk

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