“more weed!”
Apparently I got really annoyed at my mum when I had a concussion. She woke me up every 10 mins to check and I would say 'I want sleep!'. Too bad I can't remember it...
I are slippy, let have nap, no warry
Natural selection
I know that this is The Onion and all, but just to let everyone know, it's a myth that people with concussions need to stay awake, you're actually supposed to go to sleep.
Stay woke!
Remember long ago when someone got a concussion people would slap their face a jostle their head around so they wouldn't fall asleep. I don't think that helped.
I empathize! SLEEP DEPRIVATION proved to be the most effective of the ENHANCED INTERROGATION tortures employed at Guantanamo during the Badass Bush years....
Amen, Onion.
Goodnight America. 😴✌
After 4 hours of thrash metal there's nothing better than a good sleep.
Chants of: 'I dont know who I am!' 'Where are we!?' 'Im so sleepy!' 'I can't unlock my phone!'
I've stayed up so long to see this
No football players?
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