R.A. Has Bad Feeling About Kid In Cloak

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COLUMBUS, OH—Saying that he’s “gonna have to keep an eye on that one,” Ohio State University resident assistant Scott Joachim confirmed Wednesday that he is “not getting a good vibe” from the freshman student on his floor who wears a cloak at all times. “It’s hard enough being a freshman in the first weeks of school…

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COLUMBUS, OH—Saying that he’s “gonna have to keep an eye on that one,” Ohio State University resident assistant Scott Joachim confirmed Wednesday that he is “not getting a good vibe” from the freshman student on his floor who wears a cloak at all times.

“It’s hard enough being a freshman in the first weeks of school and trying to find your identity, but on top of all that this kid’s gotta throw a cloak in the mix?” said Joachim of the 18-year old student who is reportedly registered under the name Tim Estrin but, on the rare occasions that he has spoken with hallmates, has introduced himself only as “Damien.” “And he’s not wearing the cloak in a humorous, quirky way, either. He’s clearly dead serious.

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I didn't have the cloak but I was that guy.

Well at least he met someone at the end there.

HipsterNascar full snort

he's just a dungeon master

TrggsHollwMomma

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Usually the RA is the one wearing a cloak.

Taking the whole floor with him

There’s always one on your floor

This is not a regulation claymore this kid has

HAHAHAAAAAAA!!

He's fine. He's just a theatre kid.

What about the kid who dressed like Indiana Jones every day and seemingly disappeared after freshman year?

Popehat CressmanKatie

Lol NC State cloak kid

AIMEESONG hosnaz ghinahosna

MadScientistPod if this ain't the most Hubbard shit ever

Trying to stay young ol' Onion, are we?

Found the weird kid.

Failgoat

They said the same thing about the emo kid and they was wrong

Might just be a poor fashion choice

Dr strang

Wall to wall carpeting, in a dorm?

Is that a pic of Rivers Cuomo when he went to Harvard?

Why are people barefoot? This isn’t a Denny’s.

That's just Simon, or Slick/Yamada depending on who he's trying to impress atm. He's a loser, but do be careful, he's studied the DARK ARTS. Try kicking him off a building

mawj4444

R. A. Salvatore is completely cool with the kid.

I know this is the onion but I actually had a dorm mate on my floor that wore a cape. This was in the 80's and the RA was probably more creepy than this guy.

Hello God it's me Margaret?

jacksfilms ?

hey I turned out fine

Sort of like the kids barking and licking each other at high schools in Kentucky, cept this really is happening.

I have a bad feeling about this impossible angle mirror

It’s a cape and this is University of Chicago

It's reciprocal

Image from the year 2003

Happens far too often.

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