Queen Bun Gives Birth To Thousands Of Tiny Rolls

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MythicalChef

Yummmmm

They'd been in the oven so long 😭♥️

The real news here is that the molten cheese grotto has been located, and the queen bun is living there. We must go there and kill all the buns to make the grotto ours.

Congrats.

It what happens when you put the bun in the oven.

This is fucking ridiculous and it made me happy.

how long does it takes for the small buns to grow?

SLUT!

King’s Hawaiian is the father

SuperButterBuns congratulations

This is what happens when Hawaiians are locked down for too long

Awh

The kind of positive story I needed right about now

😂😂😂😂

Such a Bun Nest is called a Bakery and eating all the little Rolls is called a murder This must not to be confused with a crowbar Which is a metal tool used in force ones way in.. or just a nice place for crows.. not intending a murder

lol

So many cute little bread crumps

jpbrammer

cameron_kasky An a bun dance of babies

Only the strongest of rolls will survive til next thanksgiving...

veryimportant The Onion is the only institution worth saving

sure wtf sure ok I'll take it RN thank u

They look innocent now but soon they will turn on their stale mother and slowly consume her over the course of the next two days.

hell yeah!

SuperButterBuns

SO BEAUTIFUL.

Who's the father? King Cake?

You guys. Go get some air. 😂

This look like bread and ground nuts

What the

redroomrantings So happy for her.

Thank you

They look delicious/ precious.

Golden Corral is safe for another year

All of those small ones are normal sized for us.

This is blessed

Mom did it AuntCaro

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