Quarantine Diaries: Kathy Griffin is walking laps in her backyard and writing jokes about Jared Kushner

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Here's what a day of Kathy Griffin's quarantine is like in California:

My husband and I are getting up about twice in the night with the dogs. They're not 100% potty trained so we still get up to take them out. But the dogs have been really helpful and therapeutic. I want to encourage people to foster, even for just a few months. It's going to help you maybe more than the animal.When I wake up for real, Business Lady Kathy is always working, through COVID or not. This morning I had a conference call with two of my lawyers and my CPA.

I have a new diet plan that I am not recommending. You know how a lot of people diet and they go six days on, and one cheat day? I have decided, based on no data, that I'm going to do day on/day off. So one day, it's a green drink, it's a vegan meal. Then the next day I might eat an entire cake. But the point is I'm going to get back to the green drink the next day.

I do have a little optimism that after all this, we might be a little more mindful and thoughtful. I, of course, will still be spouting vulgarity and things like that. But only if you're laughing.

 

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The only lights that can make that face lookable are burnt out lights. That is a face made for radio and a voice made for deaf people.

We don't care.

Who cares ? I mean c’mon really ...

No one cares about this washed up hateful persons life

Give me a break, nobody cares. I never even heard of this person until she went on her infamous anti Trump rant.

Wow! How very pitiful is USA Today thinking that anyone really cares about Kathy Griffin!! What a testament to their character!

Griffin FAKED the Coronavirus

Who cares. She just needs to shut up and go away.

No one cares.

Omg, ew. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Is she paying you for this? Because I’m sure no one cares.

She's a nasty animal

Possibly the most annoying person on earth!

Being hideously ugly and super unfunny?

Who gives an _uck

No one, NO ONE gives a F what this despicable woman does

Is that carrot top?

Quit giving this D list has been publicity.

Nasty

Who really cares?

Eeeeeeeew I can't believe that creature was once pretty.

Wtf is up with the hair!

I especially don’t care about her life.

Who?

Apparently she was well stocked with orange dye

I’m curious why you would highlight her? Oh well, it’s up to you to determine what sells.

Let me check and see is I care! Nope!

🤮🤮🤮🤮

A disgustingly, unapologetically pampered elitist. Add clueless.

She tries soooo hard to be relevant. And fails every time. Hilarious.

Hack Loser The only way this hack comedian can get her foul mouth into the news is by calling for murder of our President.

I thought she spent all day summoning Satan, but this is okay too.

While threatening the President.

It might be a good idea to highlight someone likable, relevant, interesting and overflowing with talent. This isn’t it.

WTF is this? She’s a lunatic. is Fake News.

No one asked

Who cares

Who gives a 💩!🤮

Sad, just sad.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Kathy Griffin

Stop this celebrity glorification BS.

She looks like she is near death.

Is that carrot top?

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