SAN DIEGO—In an effort to stem criticism over their decision to no longer publish several books, Dr. Seuss Enterprises issued a statement Tuesday assuring readers they can still make the author as racist as they want with the power of imagination.
“All you have to do is close your eyes while reading, and voila—the dogs can be perpetuating any racial, religious, or ethnic stereotypes you like,” read the statement, which sought to soothe angered conservatives by encouraging children to envision the author’s iconic works as vulgar and hateful as their little hearts desired. “Imagination is infinite.
Hi Reporters. I think I owe you an apology for jumping to conclusions over something I read in a CNM article which was obviously poorly-written, left me wondering what really happened. So it got me thinking about a guy I dated in college for a year. Everything was fine until ...
OMFG!
The beast serves aluminum tainted eggs and traps cats, that’s horr.....no wait,that’s pretty funny.
It’s in the subconscious thoughts.
Just get the audiobooks read by Ted Cruz.. 😏
Asking you for support if possible
If it's racist I'm sure it will become the Republican Party's book of the month. Perfect reading level for Eric & Don Jr.
At this point either everything in the whole world is racist, or its just the extreme leftist communists that are racist 🤔
Just pick up a handful of ashes, and you can imagine holding any of the Party's books, comrade!
Currently enjoying The Cat in the Hate right now
My mother was very anti-racist and progressive, she bought us many Dr. Seuss books but never these 6. Maybe she saw it then.
In USA, you can make EVERYONE as racist as you want with the power of imagination! And all of Twitter will back you. :)
The Whos of Whoville are not sending their best people
When did Dr. Drew become a Cat in the Hat fan?
greeneggsmatter
great!! I fucking hate those rumpus grumpus'!
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