Pro-Trump Rioter Trying To Figure Out What To Do With Looted Devin Nunes

READING, PA—Struggling to find a spot in his home in which the memento didn’t look mismatched or out of

place, local pro-Trump riot participant Peter Bruckner, 43, told reporters Friday he was still trying to figure out what to do with his looted Devin Nunes. “Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great piece of memorabilia, but it doesn’t really blend in with the décor,” said Bruckner, explaining that his initial excitement from the siege at the Capitol had quickly faded as he realized the stolen legislator was mostly just taking up space in his den.

DevinCow Put it in the yard with one of those 'looking at you' Cows.

DevinCow He was going to sell Nunes to Russia but they already own him.🤷‍♂️

DevinCow I believe this would be an accurate description of what anyone would do with an unwanted Nunez. Literally cannot give a Nunez away, no one wants it.

DevinCow Keep him! We don't want him back! 🤣

DevinCow Door stop?

DevinCow Devin Nunes has been Taken

HOW DID I MISS THIS

Psst! Wanna buy a Nunes?

Milk him for all that he has got.

Mooooo

Suggestions?

I know someone with many ideas about that: DevinCow

You took him, you keep him

Seemed like a good idea then eh?

Accept your Medal of Freedom. No returns.

He'll have to pay someone, to take it away

*sips chardonnay*

Now there's a brilliant looking idiot.

DevinCow I heard that he also found a stash of Cow Porn in Nunes' office...

A swift kick in the ass as you throw him in the trash bin

Impeach him!

DevinCow Try all of them for Treason

DevinCow Suggestions?

The Onion back in the game!

DevinCow a headline that only you might have the answer for.

Put him in charge of your dairy herd, obviously

cc DevinCow

Don't feed him after midnight!

Throw it away, it's already well past its expiration date.

He didn't see 'no cash value' stamp on the Devin until after he took it.

put him out to pasture

I have some ideas

When they were inside the Capitol halls, it's amazing how confused - and stupid - they looked

DevinCow Any ideas?

cc DevinCow

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