Pregnant Woman Finally Knows Joy Of What It Feels Like To Be Big Fat Guy
MEMPHIS, TN—Revealing that she had dreamed of this special moment since she was just a little girl, 31-year-old Jessica Drysdale told reporters Wednesday that since becoming pregnant, she finally understood the joy of feeling like a big fat guy. “The happiness I feel every day, waking up like some jolly, 300-pound man and rubbing my huge, protruding belly in the mirror, is honestly indescribable,” said the nine-months pregnant Drysdale, adding that while she was scared at first to feel like an obese middle-aged dad, coming home, putting on her stretchy pants, and downing an entire pizza by herself in a La-Z-Boy recliner had exceeded her expectations. “Yes, it’s hard sometimes, because my ankles are swollen, I can’t actually touch my toes, and I sweat in crevices I never even knew I had. But when I get to say things like ‘Woah! My dogs are barking,’ or do a big laugh that makes my whole body jiggle, it’s incredible. And honestly, it’s powerful.” At press time, Drysdale had retracted her statements after she gave birth and doctors informed her that she had gained 70 pounds.Advertisement Read more: The Onion
Welcome to the club and don't forget- we get discounts on burritos at that place down the street. Nah. All the big fat guys I know still get to enjoy beer. rice_bunny94 😅😂🤣 The day afterwards, she’s sitting on a chair for several hours trying to get the little shit[s] out of her body. This was my favorite part of pregnancy.
michellealmost welcome to my world 😂 Now they can relate to the President of the United States for 9 months! Hence the phrase “Fat, dumb, and happy” 😂 did jenna joseph get a haircut?
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