WASHINGTON—Mere hours after the closure of the first 2020 presidential debate, an Onion-
that the United States of America never should have happened in the first place,” said chief pollster Dr. Elias Ross, explaining that when discussing the existence of America, 53% of those surveyed described themselves as “annoyed” or “infuriated,
wakeupangry TheSkiddly
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Trump wasn't a militia just North Korea and Russia. He doesn't want a free America he are country to bow down to him just like in Socialism. He is not a good man in anyway. I see no redeeming qualities iui es in this man and if can't see who he truly is it's really sad.
Nothing wrong with america, but like the UK you could stand a change of leadership, just as soon as you can find a decent alternative
Man I thought onion was a satire site
Failed experiment, should have canceled it sooner.
Well that was weird
Is that why so many people are trying to sneak in?
This isn't satire, unfortunately.
cameron_kasky If I am interpreting this correctly: then if you find America was waste of time - then, LEAVE the United States and go to a nation where you will be more comfortable.
More truth. You are nailing it today
It seems the Onions satirical bias is starting to become apparent.
Either we get rid of the USA or I'm praying for an asteroid for a quick death
bourgeoisalien So everyone died in the crash at the beginning?
I had to watch this whole thing and say what I learned from it for global studies and I honestly don’t know what to say that is appropriate for school.
neobabylon3 I prefer the term 'failed experiment'
cameron_kasky
Just make a new one. America 2
cameron_kasky the only way i would do another debate is to mute the opponent until the speaker has finished. makes perfect sense to me. anyone that does not want to apply by those rules can bug out. (re-tweet) (please) CNN CNNPolitics USATODAY usatodayDC MSNBC politico AP AARP NAACP
cameron_kasky the truth hurts Trump was a disgrace and embarrassing
The Onion has become an institution for the news, it seems...
This is an actual headline, I don't get the joke.
Stick to satire.
243 years to arrive at this, holy fuck! The Onion really knows how to bring a tear to your eye.
Wait I thought this was supposed to be a satire site
This tweet proves fact is stranger than fiction.
So now, when you know for sure that Trump is gonna win, 'America is a waste of time'? Satire much? Cry like an Onion, sting like a Babylon Bee!
Wait... this isn't fake?!
“Waste” is harsh. We’ve learned a lot of lessons we can use for the next attempt at democracy.
Your trolling skills are masterful
Onion no you're not supposed to write real news
Onion never dissapoints
ABSOLUTELY
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You folks just can't hold a candle to reality. Sad. Horrifying.
They've given it a good go, but it's not worked out. Move on guys!
these clowns made the onion post a legitimate headline i hate it here
I thought this was supposed to be satire.
This isn’t satire
Malarkey!
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