Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops

VATICAN CITY—Numerous onlookers confirmed that His Holiness Pope Francis could be seen Thursday sprinting along the Holy See’s rooftops, darting between the chimneys and marble sculptures of the apostles atop St. Peter’s Basilica and the Sistine Chapel as he attempted to chase down a suspected sinner.

Reports indicate that the pope lost track of the transgressor against God on top of the Palace of the Canonicate, causing him to pause for several seconds and frantically scan the horizon in all directions before suddenly spying the man on the adjacent roof of the Church of Santa Maria della Pietà, at which point the Bishop of Rome is said to have dashed at full speed to the building’s ledge and leapt the 30-foot gap separating the two structures.

Man these always have me laughing

DarbysDose 🤣🤣🤣

I can see Pope Francis busting out some matrix style moves. Matrix

He needs a hench-cardinal with a spray bottle of holy water.

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Honestly worth the read

black sinner

he only stopped to check his pandora acct

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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (2010)

Disgraceful behaviour from Pontifex. He should be focusing on his duties, leave rooftop pursuit to the Swiss guard.

He should start with French cathedrals

Practicing as the next 007 is he?

exlibris

nanithef0ck Assassin's creed brotherhood live action reboot

There no man that does not sin! He is a siner himself, no such holiness! Bluffing! Holiness belong to The Almighty!🌎😱

Forgot their masks.

Jesuits, we get the job done. cc: padresj

He has to get his exercise in somehow

dannywallace I recommend playing this song while looking at the picture for an additional intensity (?)

POV: You're the pope

Get em

AssasSIN's Creed

Pope on a slope

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He found the real unabomber

Flying pope running sinner coming to movie theatre near you!

Anyone have the punch out theme song stuck in their head when they saw this? (how to say you're in your 30s without saying you're in your 30s)

Someone should tell Hollywood that spiderman needs a pope suit!

Offers him a spot in the church when he finds out he’s a pedo

HolyCrap wow out of a jamesbondlive scene HisHoliness has madethecuttofill DanielCraigOO7 for the next JamesBondMovies series BBCNews JudyWoodruff BuckinghamofUK KensingtonRoyal mi6confidential THR isitinthepasta? superpowers SpeakerPelosi

The sinner had to be a black guy?!?

This is just Assassin's Creed II

Assassin's Creed II

I hope there was dramatic theme music.

ASSASSINO!!

Get some

Pope Francis and the art of Popekor.

The Born Again Identity (2021)

Surely the sinner would be in vestments?

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Trying to be like TheBabylonBee ?

Man, I miss playing Assassin's Creed II

Pope cant fight, just sweep the leg.

Assassin’s Creed…Creed

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