Poll: Average U.S. Horse Still Prefers Carrot To Photo Of Biden

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ASBURY PARK, NJ—In the latest indicator of the commander in chief’s waning popularity, a new Rasmussen poll released Monday showed that the average U.S. horse still overwhelmingly preferred a carrot to a photo of President Joe Biden. “A staggering 98 percent of American horses responded more enthusiastically to the…

ASBURY PARK, NJ—In the latest indicator of the commander in chief’s waning popularity, a new Rasmussen poll released Monday showed that the average U.S. horse still overwhelmingly preferred a carrot to a photo of President Joe Biden.

“A staggering 98 percent of American horses responded more enthusiastically to the carrot than it did to an 4-by-6 glossy of Biden,” said poll analyst Morgan Fellers, noting that within that group, almost half of the participants went so far as to huff and stomp their feet when the carrot was taken away and replaced with the two-dimensional rendering of the president. “According to these results, one in 25 U.S.

 

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I think we have our next US president

Not even animals like him

Biden might look like a carrot but hes get less personality than one

Even 1980's Biden?

Don't we all...

But do they actually vote? 🐻

More bad news for Biden

Can't imagine comparing to fake orange tan, turd blossom.

Thought this was DougJBalloon at first. 😂

I prefer carrots to most people.

Is that horse’s name Drake

jrovner Mine certainly do. That’s where they and I disagree.

same tbh

Bee onion

Carrot4POTUS

Not satire

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