Police Finally Make Breakthrough In Decades-Old Marijuana Possession Cold Case

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AMARILLO, TX—Stating that the pivotal new evidence has helped them get significantly closer to zeroing in on a suspect, the Amarillo Police Department announced Wednesday that they have finally made a breakthrough in a decades-old marijuana possession cold case. “Despite multiple interrogations and stakeouts, the…

AMARILLO, TX—Stating that the pivotal new evidence has helped them get significantly closer to zeroing in on a suspect, the Amarillo Police Department announced Wednesday that they have finally made a breakthrough in a decades-old marijuana possession cold case.

“Despite multiple interrogations and stakeouts, the trail went cold shortly after we discovered that dime bag by the 7-Eleven on that fateful day in 1976—that is, until one of our detectives, acting on a hunch, ran some tests on a soda can pipe and Donald Duck lighter confiscated by a nearby high school around the same time,” said police spokesperson Hank Rampart, adding that they couldn’t believe such a huge clue was just sitting there right before their eyes for more than 40 years.

 

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Society when police will solve all marijuana possession cold cases:

It's a hot take, the Onion.

Is this Pennsylvania?

Why is this still an issue in 2021 in the United States... follow the will of the people and let us end the Federal Persecution on Marijuana!!!

Police have eureka moment and figure out what butt plug is used for.

Chronic workaholics.

Caught up w smoke kits

Thanks to a joint task force.

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