Philippine Govt: 'You're a terrorist now, 'The Onion' '
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CONGRATS PHILIPPINES! WE GOING ✈️ INTERNATIONAL ✨🤩
You thought you were joking
this is literally happening in the Philippines
plotato Literally a true story in the Philippines.
give us satire
PH has heard this one before
I didn’t know you covered the Philippines!
Sorry, The Onion.
The Philippine Police does this lmaooooo
This literally happens in the Philippines on a daily basis
this is gold
bertjwregeer Don't use short links, newb
Brilliant!! 😁
Lol “if it aint broke dont fix it”
Yooooo don't stop 😂😂👌😅🙌
Leave it to the onion to make me crack up every time
While this is a satire in your place, this is a real news in ours. 😂
Hey! That's my Baretta!
We only we need one drop gun.
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Somebody recreate this with an ANTIFA patch in the bag
I thought it was strange that a my public nudity trial included as evidence; a gun and15 lbs of meth,
The fact that this article it's 6 years old is sending me
/pnppio wbk
Recicle xD
when are you guys going to go back to satire? oh wait it's impossible in today's world.
Relax. It's the Onion.
LITERALLY THO 👀
Lmao XD
Really! Find some ethics 'The Onion'. Show us the proof. I am on the side of fair facts, not Fox News facts nor CNN facts...just factual information, not desperate attempts to incite panacea. If you can't publish your findings in broad scope, then you are part of the problem.
Where the lie tho
But the weed stash keeps disappearing. S'ok, though. Johnson's got a guy in the 'hood.
WOW this is amazing on so many levels
Letting the secret out are we?
This is definitely not a satire account
Zineb50629367
lemiwrap This ie a good one
America is a PoliceState
good timing
This is actually funny
Scully and Hitchcock have been doing that since the 80s
Sounds like a great idea. Was realDonaldTrump a co-author?
And the 'Onion' keeps telling the same lies!
😂
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They been doing that for YEARS!!!! Lmao 😂
Donald Trump agrees. Everyone charged is obviously guilty.
this would probably happen rn ngl
Next level ‘Have Gun, Will Travel’.
radicalized onion dont miss
Works everytime!
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