Vol 56 Issue 22, Polıce Brutalıty

Vol 56 Issue 22, Polıce Brutalıty

Police Chief Vows To Take Concrete Steps To Better Cover Up Violence

Police Chief Vows To Take Concrete Steps To Better Cover Up Violence

6/5/2020 10:38:00 PM

Police Chief Vows To Take Concrete Steps To Better Cover Up Violence

LOS ANGELES—Promising swift action that would bring about much-needed change to the department, Los Angeles Police chief Michel Moore vowed Friday to take concrete steps to better cover up violence. “We’ve been as disturbed as anybody else that these videos are coming to light, and we’re taking immediate measures to make sure these recordings never happen again,” said Moore, who noted the department would begin confiscating cell phones and allocating more resources toward targeting journalists and photographers, ensuring this unacceptable behavior would no longer be witnessed. “Allowing these incidents of police brutality to be filmed is a huge oversight on our part, and we pledge to do everything in our power to curb their dissemination. All officers will be required to take a 12-hour training program teaching them to recognize, target, and neutralize cameras. We want the community to know the Los Angeles Police are fully committed to serving and protecting our best interests.” At press time, Moore added the LAPD was working with the mayor’s office to make the proper budget increases necessary to implement the new changes.

olice chief Michel Moore vowed Friday to take concrete steps to better cover up violence. “We’ve been as disturbed as anybody else that these videos are coming tolight, and we’re taking immediate measures to make sure these recordings never happen again,” said Moore, who noted the department would begin confiscating cell phones and allocating more resources toward targeting journalists and photographers, ensuring this unacceptable behavior would no longer be witnessed. “Allowing these incidents of police brutality to be filmed is a huge oversight on our part, and we pledge to do everything in our power to curb their dissemination. All officers will be required to take a 12-hour training program teaching them to recognize, target, and neutralize cameras. We want the community to know the Los Angeles Police are fully committed to serving and protecting our best interests.” At press time, Moore added the LAPD was working with the mayor’s office to make the proper budget increases necessary to implement the new changes.

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Without concrete steps, will he have a wheelchair ramp instead? WELP. 50linesonly I truly believed this for a sec and I wasn’t even surprised Why isn't this guy in Washington working in the White House? I bet if you posted this on one of the Right Wing sites they would believe it to be true Cover up the violence, am I the only one reading this like they are not doing anything

Artsymarxist Class ! A group of police officers were heard yelling 'It's not you, it's me, baby' while beating down a black woman. greg_doucette Honestly, if it didn't say the onion I woulda believed it lol MajJackDowning at least some effort is being expelled ProducerCody Over here in the UK concrete steps have played a significant role in covering up police violence. So many detainees have accidentally tripped on them.

I know this is the Onion...and it's supposed to be satire...but this might be a little too truthful Also don't forget to gas the fukers and say it was smoke bombs. Assad would be proud! Wow! LOL Thought this was legit for a sec Paging Seattle Popehat This would be funny if it were not true. Popehat It always takes so fucking long for them to do the right thing!

Popehat I wish this was satire. willwilkinson Now with more kneeling! This is why ALL cops must be brought to trial! 📢american📢nuremberg📢trials!!!! Onion please, I know it’s satire but it’s just salt in the country’s wound rn. Again, PLEASE, just no... Go back to parody! Oh it's not just my city then

Body cams that only show the cartoons. 🤣 In Democrats states. Evidence hides well in concrete. I'm sorry, at this point I cant tell if this is real or satire. I bit the onion HARD for a few seconds on this one. I don’t envy anyone who has yo do satire today. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣 Finally, we're getting change clinkorz It's a sad state in today's world when I thought this was legitimate for a second.

w t f If nothing else, you can't say the next new episose of Cops™ won't be interesting barrett Ugh. Too real. Thought this was supposed to be satire... Wait, I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire When did you guys start reporting news? Thought you were parody... PoliceBrutalityPandemic The Onion's so on point. Loved the interview you folks did too:

regrets to inform its readers that, due to recent events, it will not be returning to satire for the foreseeable future when the onion no longer sounds like satire If I ever see another VERY ORIGINAL 'I thought Onion was satire'-joke, I'm going to sit on a fast-growing bamboo and impale myself. Like, I know it's The Onion, but I would not be surprised to see this headline on an actual news site😥

darth Turns out the one news organization really sticking to the 'we report, you decide' principle consistently is the Onion... 2020 is so fucked up The Onion does not need to be creative with new jokes or satire/parody the news. It just needs to report reality as it is. Get body cams that 'malfunction' a lot.

Concrete- walkway darth Working hand-in-hand with politicians his police union pays for. Stop reporting the news, you’re supposed to be satire 😂 UnrigLA Too soon. BuffaloPD

Los Angeles Galaxy to meet with Aleksander Katai after wife's 'racist and violent' social media postsIn a statement, the Los Angeles Galaxy called Tea Katai's deleted posts on Instagram 'racist and violent' and will meet with Aleksandar Katai to 'determine next steps.' The supreme court has ruled that speech is not violence, stop using it against people and ruining their lives Equal opportunity, not everyone equal Facts are facts

Los Angeles Pride Will Be Revived As Black Lives Matter Solidarity MarchInitially canceled because of COVID-19, the June 14 event will now harken back to Pride's roots as a protest for social justice. Yikes. I’m all for marches but part of me is yelling PANDEMIC!!!! Oh, Coronavirus doesn't exist anymore? Well, I was looking for a good excuse not to go - and now I've found it. Thanks for that.

Los Angeles Pride Will Be Revived As Black Lives Matter Solidarity MarchInitially canceled because of COVID-19, the June 14 event will now harken back to Pride's roots as a protest for social justice.

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti Says Curfews Will End After Tonight, Barring A Setback4TH UPDATE, 6:45 PM: L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti announced at his news conference on Wednesday night that, barring a setback, the curfews in L.A. would be discontinued after tonight. Earlier in the da… Keep it peaceful peeps! ✌️ STOP Struggling to build a Home Based Business... I'm Going To Show You How To Go '5 by 5' to Turn 10 Dollars a Month Into Up To 40 Per Month. DM me for more info

How George Floyd Protests in Los Angeles Differ From 1992 RiotsThe new unrest has been more organized, more peaceful, and largely centered in the city’s wealthier areas, as well as downtown, where the government of America’s second-most-populous city is based. Are they avoiding Koreatown this time ? lol, for obvious reasons Fake News. Tell this to the police officers that have been shot and beaten, black business owners who have been looted and lost everything, law abiding citizens who have been assaulted. Stop hiding the truth! MAGA KAG

Bernie Sanders endorses former San Francisco prosecutor George Gascón for Los Angeles D.A.Sen. Bernie Sanders named George Gascón as one of ten reform-focused candidates he was endorsing in the wake of George Floyd's death death knell for that campaign Not surprising. Both those old white men are crazy. LoveDomine So a communist/socialist just endorsed a fellow comrade. He seems perfect for LA!