LOS ANGELES—Promising swift action that would bring about much-needed change to the department, Los Angeles Phief Michel Moore vowed Friday to take concrete steps to better cover up violence. “We’ve been as disturbed as anybody else that these videos are coming to
light, and we’re taking immediate measures to make sure these recordings never happen again,” said Moore, who noted the department would begin confiscating cell phones and allocating more resources toward targeting journalists and photographers, ensuring this unacceptable behavior would no longer be witnessed. “Allowing these incidents of police brutality to be filmed is a huge oversight on our part, and we pledge to do everything in our power to curb their dissemination.
Without concrete steps, will he have a wheelchair ramp instead?
WELP.
50linesonly I truly believed this for a sec and I wasn’t even surprised
Why isn't this guy in Washington working in the White House?
I bet if you posted this on one of the Right Wing sites they would believe it to be true
Cover up the violence, am I the only one reading this like they are not doing anything
Artsymarxist Class !
A group of police officers were heard yelling 'It's not you, it's me, baby' while beating down a black woman.
greg_doucette Honestly, if it didn't say the onion I woulda believed it lol
MajJackDowning at least some effort is being expelled
ProducerCody Over here in the UK concrete steps have played a significant role in covering up police violence. So many detainees have accidentally tripped on them.
I know this is the Onion...and it's supposed to be satire...but this might be a little too truthful
Also don't forget to gas the fukers and say it was smoke bombs. Assad would be proud!
Wow! LOL
Thought this was legit for a sec
Paging Seattle
Popehat This would be funny if it were not true.
Popehat It always takes so fucking long for them to do the right thing!
Popehat I wish this was satire.
willwilkinson Now with more kneeling!
This is why ALL cops must be brought to trial! 📢american📢nuremberg📢trials!!!!
Onion please, I know it’s satire but it’s just salt in the country’s wound rn. Again, PLEASE, just no...
Go back to parody!
Oh it's not just my city then
Body cams that only show the cartoons.
🤣
In Democrats states.
Evidence hides well in concrete.
I'm sorry, at this point I cant tell if this is real or satire.
I bit the onion HARD for a few seconds on this one. I don’t envy anyone who has yo do satire today.
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Finally, we're getting change
clinkorz It's a sad state in today's world when I thought this was legitimate for a second.
w t f
If nothing else, you can't say the next new episose of Cops™ won't be interesting
barrett Ugh. Too real.
Wait, I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire
Thought this was supposed to be satire...
When did you guys start reporting news? Thought you were parody...
PoliceBrutalityPandemic
The Onion's so on point. Loved the interview you folks did too:
regrets to inform its readers that, due to recent events, it will not be returning to satire for the foreseeable future
when the onion no longer sounds like satire
If I ever see another VERY ORIGINAL 'I thought Onion was satire'-joke, I'm going to sit on a fast-growing bamboo and impale myself.
Like, I know it's The Onion, but I would not be surprised to see this headline on an actual news site😥
darth Turns out the one news organization really sticking to the 'we report, you decide' principle consistently is the Onion...
2020 is so fucked up The Onion does not need to be creative with new jokes or satire/parody the news. It just needs to report reality as it is.
Concrete- walkway
Get body cams that 'malfunction' a lot.
darth Working hand-in-hand with politicians his police union pays for.
Stop reporting the news, you’re supposed to be satire 😂
UnrigLA Too soon. BuffaloPD
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