oohgoodness ok but this would actually be awesome
Lame, the Crucifix ones are way better, from a taste standpoint*
What is plan A?
inkstaind_ Hate that I love this
I mean....I could actually seem them doing this.
Yall post this one every year lol?
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Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like 'Fuck no, I dont want you to have my baby' 🤣
it's a combo of birth control and ecstasy
Nothing says love like aboarting a human fetus in a heart-shaped area as a blood drips down your stool.
Gawddamn
That’s so romantic. Abortion clinics should take note.
Ha ha ha ha hahha the hah Bek Susie
For best results hold between your knees.
Why do I feel like his would actually sell very well
Some dark shit. Funny but dark.
Horrible idea. If it weren't for unwanted babies how would we get baby oil?
Heart-shaped tablet after some dude gets to Nirvana in her heart-shaped box.
If that fails, I can make you something beautiful from a coat hanger
succubexx
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Still better than a heart shaped coat hanger.
I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂
Hey remember when the onion was funny?
Classier than a pez dispenser
Ya mean the morning after Valentines Day?
Not to be outdone, plan A, Viagra, just released a 'Party Pack' containing 2 plan As and 2 plan Bs
More like it's made for the next couple days after V day.
I’m sure Jason Miller would endorse such a product. Does it come in (human) thumb shapes?
3:15 AM · 13 февр. 2021 г.·Sprout Social
Honestly more medication should come in fun shapes
How many per pack? Asking for a friend.
I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 🤣🤣🤣
the only reason Alex Jones won't talk about this on air is because he's going to try and buy a crateful
Good! Abortion is needed and good! Fuck pro life! Onion me!
EmspectahDeck Don’t make this attractive to take assholes. The few times I’ve taken this I’m in a stressful situation and the last time I took it , I still got pregnant.
Better gift than edible underwear
Better than certain ideas of heart shaped coat hangers.
It comes with a card that says, I love you, but not that much.
janbruck There you go...
My sweetheart and I like to get pregnant for three days. We love eachother!
This sent me into orbit
I feel like this would actually be a smart business move 😂
Really, Plan B, you are trying to promote this, really?
I mean, let’s be honest, this is a REALLY nice gift to give.
I needed this. Thank you Plan B!!!
justanurse25 - we're going to need a ruling on this one. Good Valentine's Day present or not?
a dozen jokes popped into my head.
And they said romance was dead ;-)
What? No chocolate?
plan bae
That's just clever marketing. 😉
Romantic 🥰
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