, Davidson offered his "first impressions" of several candidates for the midterm elections. When discussing Republican candidate Crenshaw, who lost an eye in an IED blast while serving in Afghanistan in 2012, the comedian said he looked like a "hitman in a porno movie."Davidson explained that he came up with the joke when a co-worker suggested he roast the politicians running in the midterm elections. "I was like, 'Ah, sick.
"I got this big sheet of paper with a bunch of faces and I just started writing a bunch of jokes," he explained. "Then this guy Dan Crenshaw pops up, right, and he has an eye patch, right? So already I'm, like, 'This guy has a sense of humor.'" Davidson set out to "write a harmless joke," though he learned right before taping the episode that Crenshaw lost his eye during the war. "So I go out there and I try to be mindful, which is hard because I'm always on mushrooms or stuff like that," he said. "'I gotta apologize after the joke,' I said. Get ahead of it. So I slide out and I do apologize.
"I remember exactly what I said. I will never forget it. I said, 'Dan Crenshaw. He looks like a hitman in a porno, right?' Got that fucking mediocre laugh, right?, and then right after I go, 'I'm sorry, he might have lost his eye in a war or whatever,'" he recalled. "I said 'whatever' and people go, 'You hate America!' Like, no, I just didn't want to be incorrect about how he lost his fucking eye.
Davidson added that he doesn't like that people blame him for Crenshaw winning the election. "That's not true. I think most of the votes were in and that guy is a Republican with an eye patch in Texas," he said. "In Texas, I'm pretty sure they just have pictures. That's how they vote.
He’s sooooo ugly....She needed to move on
Every time I hear from Butthole Eyes, he's whining about something.
Hot girl slept with him and then stopped. I don't understand why he thinks this is a problem. Entitled much?
Who careeesss. Who fucking cares.
His special is SPECIAL
He belongs here
Time for a new song for ariana too sing
uh oh ArianaGrande is about to write a new song.
This guy is burning bridges all over the place.
Lemme know when he apologizes for that manchester joke
perfect example of giving an ugly guy a chance and it going to their head lmao. so glad ariana came to her senses
kl
I watched the special. It was mediocre. I laughed once and cringed a few times.
Breakups are hard enough but to have millions and millions of people constantly attacking a guy bc he fell for her and it didn't work out must be tough. I feel for him a bit. Relationships are hard enough without socials.
Chronic dater whining.
I mean its true.
She just got tired of his jokes
Their relationship is the only newsworthy thing about him.
If this is what love and romance is in this time.. I don’t want it.
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