Perverted Little Boy Asks To Sleep With Parents

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ENID, OK—Reportedly seeking to indulge his twisted desires for the third time in as many nights, perverted 6-year-old Kyle Rogers entered his parents’ bedroom Tuesday night and directly asked if he could sleep with both of them, household sources reported. “Kyle’s a real freak—he’ll just sneak up to his parents’ bed…

ENID, OK—Reportedly seeking to indulge his twisted desires for the third time in as many nights, perverted 6-year-old Kyle Rogers entered his parents’ bedroom Tuesday night and directly asked if he could sleep with both of them, household sources reported.

“Kyle’s a real freak—he’ll just sneak up to his parents’ bed wearing nothing but his pajamas while they’re sound asleep, and then just flat-out beg to spend the entire night under the covers with them,” said the boy’s uncle Carl Rogers, adding that the deviant kindergartener also insists that his parents assume his favorite positions on either side of him.

 

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Uncle Carl needs to check his head and potentially stay away from children lol.

Time for surveillance cameras in the bedroom to keep tabs on pervo stuff going on.

What

this ain’t it

The 1st Amendment gives you the right to joke about child-rape, but that doesn't make it right, or funny.

Kinda gross and cringe

Whatever next? Hugs with grandpa?! 🙄

In the bed where dad farts and snores?!

Parent groomer!

And the little girl that asks the same is simply 'cute'.

sleeping with his mom so his bullies can't

Seriously, the uncle must be jealous. Obviously, never had kids. It’s the parents responsibility to make him feel comfortable enough to sleep in his own bed.

Hopefully the parents call the local Catholic church for help.

i blame teachers spreading nonsense to these young kids poisoning their minds..... /s

LIZARDS

“leave us alone son. Go bug your teacher for that”

its a trap

Kid is a freak but have you guys heard about the sexual arsonist?

Omg this is so 2022 😂😂😂

The manipulation begins.

Yet more brexitbenefits

he's grooming them.

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