NORWALK, CT—Following the release of an investigative report earlier this week detailing the cramped and unsanitary conditions within its facilities, Pepperidge Factory Farm has come under considerable fire from snack rights groups for its inhumane treatment of Milanos.
“This report documents an absolutely appalling environment within Pepperidge Factory Farm, including the use of small, filthy cages that are routinely packed full of helpless Mint and Dark Chocolate Milanos without any paper doilies separating them,” said outspoken snack advocate Amanda Lepore, who called out Pepperidge Factory Farmhands for subjecting the cookies to a disturbing series of treatments that consist of pumping them full of additives, chemicals, and fat.
Savages
Disgusting
freemilano
all mine are free range from an amish farm
I always start reading your headlines and you get me EVERY TIME!!
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Pepperidge Farm would NEVER abuse cookies, only workers.
jessnowactually counterpoint: milanos are a type of italian therefore it's fine to treat them however you want
I would kill to have one of those baskets on my kitchen counter
Boooooooo
bwhahahaha
I'll gladly re-home lots and lots of them!
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Substituting cake -
Don't ask them about it. It's the one thing Pepperidge Farm doesn't remember.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Chessmen assembling to fight in solidarity
FREE RANGE COOKIES FOREVER!!!!!
gallerychapel Dear God - they’re basket cases.
milanos on strike. saw a nantucket try to cross the picket line
Hahahahaha
No chance in hell I’ll be able to afford free range Milanos
Pepper ridge farm will remember that
For a while I was worried that you may have lost your touch 🤗
3/5th of a cookie.
Oreo Alyssa_Milano BaskinRobbins 31 was there the WHOLE time.
It's about time someone stood up for the M's of the world. Too many times they've been neglected for the inhumane treatment of more prominent letters like 'A' and 'C'.
This must be a funny 🤣😂😅
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I knew they weren’t free range! Bastards!
It keeps them tender.
Is there any line the won’t cross!
Give me a bag of holding and 35 minutes, I’ll get them liberated…
im not surprised, frankly
Aw, please send them way! I would like to adopt them all.
Unbelievable, im shocked they are treated like this
DISGUSTING
Larry, nobody says that anymore, it's not really an appropriate term to call someone these days...
At that, they’re crappy now, so… yeah, it’s obscene. 😜
You're damned right. They can't be treated like that. They'll dry uneveninly! The quality from milano to milano will be vastly different.
i just snarfed my tea through my nose reading that headline.
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