People's Sexiest Man Alive Is the Depressed Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree

We got the ramshackle struggle tree that this year deserves.

11/22/2020 10:16:00 PM

'Why is this tree the sexiest man alive, though? My answer: It's tall. Next question. How do we know this tree is a man? Well, it's deeply mediocre yet it got a promotion, so you do the math.' oureric writes:

We got the ramshackle struggle tree that this year deserves.

Cindy OrdGetty ImagesWhy am I reading a tree for filth? I'm not! I love this tree! This tree looks like how I feel and I am both attacked and enamored. Andthat'ssexy.I saw this tree and my only reaction was"Huh." Honestly, that's the most positive emotion I've had in months. This tree boosted my serotonin level by a fraction of a percent and I'm out in the street banging pots and pans.

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You ever see a tree so deeply un-enchanted? This tree, which is nature's version of putting up sad song lyrics on an AOL Instant Messenger Away screen, was already offered a slot competing on the next season ofNailed It!the baking show for people who have literally never seen a baked good or an oven before. And you know what's sexy: staying booked and busy so let's hear it for this very sad, gainfully employed tree!

Also, this struggle tree was hiding this gorgeous ingenue owl in its branches, which is like when you find a good dessert at a lackluster buffet. Maybe there's hope for the future yet. Hot Owl 2021!This content is imported from Twitter. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.

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