Party Reaches Point Where Toilet Somewhat But Not Completely Clogged

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One flush then one *quick* plunge. All good. I don’t know why some people are so afraid of a quick plunge.

Party tip... Won't clog if you hide all the TP.

No yellow or brown. It’s all good!

House Party

Somebody pour me a Boulevardier and get me a plunger. I got this!

Problem solved!

Are those tortellinis or condoms? 🤔

Don't go in there.

What are you tryna do here, hanh? 🤣🤣

Jesse saved it in time - both the toilet and the party! BreakingBad bb103

So this happens because USING A SQUARE is the awesome thing that's supposed to happen.

That must NOT be a “low flush” toilet, or else the FIRST party guest with a nice turd could plug it up!

gross, guys

BYOT Party: Bring your own toilet.

But who was the party pooper?

If everything is flowing in the right direction you are good to go. Never be comfortable with sorta, somewhat, or works maybe(?).

House guest fears trying to flush the toilet

That’ll change soon.

Lib tears mixed with soy

Quick! Get a drunk girl to throw up in that fast!

Reminds me - Thanks to all my party guests who have made great memories here; still have not ended one with the toilet looking like this

The calm before the storm

That’s where you have to convince your wife that she was the one who did it, and she needs to reach in

You mean no one flushed a red solo cup yet Sweet 😎

Also the sink. 😔

🙈🫣

When you get a chance, you should try to snag a few writers from Babylon Bee..

GOP 2017

They call that 'the middies.'

Only 9:30. Get your coat and head on out. This party is going to end poorly and you don’t need to be in the blast zone.

World we need work together by planting trees and give back jewelry and walk barefoot to heal ozone layers from the heat

I lived in a house like that once

more popular than most dates by midnight

So the Republican PARTY only has some of Trump's stolen National Secrets that fully clogged the WH Toilet and can offer some much needed relief...

It's the trump library . He builds things . Not walls but things

Divorce papers deliver the coup de grâce.

Ewww.

Basically 50% of public restroom toilets look like this

How is this news?

Pirates of the Caribbean party.

Dems in panic

Bruh goblins doing crack again zamn

that’s why you don’t get scallops as appetizers

It’s never a real party until Anthony Michael Hall is under your coffee table…

Can of coke...worked for me tonight!

The party isn't complete without an Upper Decker.

GOP

Glad it’s not my house.

The cpc party.

Oh those house parties!

Usually a party is over when someone pukes like in Euphoria 😂

JoeyMurr

Have them check again

Cc india yoga .. nft web3

check back at 1143

Ewww but true

And we're a little too drunk to plunge it.

This at the TruckerConvoy2022 ?

Party pooper incoming...

🤧

zem42 But they're still papering over it.

Is this from the new Dumb and Dumber prequel?

Flush it 2-3 more times as quickly as you can. See if that helps.

It's a high time to go, because in 27 minutes it'll stat reeking of the barely digested food.

Now we just need someone to drop a steamer on top of the almost clog to really get this party going!

The party is not over until the toilet is completely clogged, so get in there and finish the job.

It's the moment of terror.

That’s when shit’s gettin’ lit!

As a Republican, I object to this offensive characterization... oh, you meant a literal party, not a political one. Never mind.

Jet sprays are the best

🔥 Good day! The most legendary AlRDR0P has started! 🎁 Come to the online stream!! ▶️

tonight finna be a movie

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