CINCINNATI—Claiming to have harnessed the brilliance of a thousand suns within each bottle, hair care brand Pantene announced Monday it had developed a new Color Shine shampoo that bestows such radiance upon one’s silken strands that it shall blind any mortal who gazes upon them.
and noted that any temporary loss of vision just meant the shampoo was working as intended. “This color-protecting, nourishing shampoo gently cleanses as you lather, leaving hair looking healthy and vibrant enough to boil the retinas of any onlookers inside their heads, all while keeping frizz and fly-proprietary blend of aloes locks in hair’s natural moisture, making each strand touchably soft as it glows white-hot with the intensity of a hydrogen bomb blast.
It's refreshing to have you guys back to doing obvious satire. Well done, as usual.
Whip your hair back and forth like its a whip blessed by holy wattahhh
Nice that would work great in the night.
I'll take your entire stock!
I’d buy it . . . That or glow in the dark hair products-do these already exist, cuz if they don’t, they should.
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Nano LEDs for hair effects. This is brilliant, literally.
It seems like this might irritate the scalp, too...
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finally my jesus outfit will look good.
I'm waiting for them to create a shampoo that automatically restores original hair color
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H-how bright is it?
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