Palestinians Prepare For Massive Ground Invasion

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Loosen up people. This is how satire should be FreePalaestine

Dr.Refaat Alareer to BBC: *This is not a war against Hamas but against each and every individual in Gaza. *There was no Hamas in the 40’s, to the 80’s. *There were no rockets until 15 years ago. *There are no rockets in the West Bank and still Israel butchers Palestinians.

Nailed it

As a palestinian from Gaza, I approve. And in turn I would ask everyone who says that we should not fight back, are you saying that we should just accept our fate and die?

The fact that this article is from 2014…

If you know who wrote this please DM me. (You can remain anonymous) - I want to buy the author lunch

thatsadshamyl thatsadshamyl why did you retweet this disgusting shit.

I thought it was funny

Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

katekelton Again

See!!! Even now some libtards would say that it's Israel's fault. Israel has full right to defend itself😠

So....let's say it's my first time seeing the things that are going on. I am an adult that cannot find the words to explain the 'why' to my kids. I don't think this helps. Just sayin...

The Onion: Man wakes up at 3 p.m. to prepare for bed. Also the Onion: Isreal is currently murdering children. Let’s make a joke about it. Lost a lot of respect for the onion today

Well actually...

being a palestinian myself, this is fucking hillarious XD

Can i ask who on your team thought this was a good idea, and why they’re still employed? This is disgusting and categorically un-funny.

Easy unfollow

Dammit 🤭🤣🤣🤣

Fuck that's dark

No, the joke here is even after death, being burrowed into the ground...they see as an invasion.

thanks the onion that one hit as hard as it should

'i' feel like the 'joke' in question is really the arguments in the comments about what's really going on over there, when probably most the comments aren't even from either of those places. But that's just 'my' thinking

In these replies: People who have no idea what the history of satire is.

Thank you Onion for taking a stance. I'm sure poor westerners feelings are hurt by reality.

Yarbanoyo

Jesus fucking Christ

Trying to satirise coffins of the oppressed is seriously in bad taste. This is not a joke and must not be made into one. Shame on you.

Tama_Frasich Yo yo yo yo yo. NO

belikemike 😢😢😢😢😢

Damnnnn

This isn't funny at all.

You guys are amazing. thank you.

Hats off, bravo but, yeah, wow...

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