Oscar Isaac Denies Accountability for the Sexiest Moment of 2021

His erotic encounter with Jessica Chastain’s armpit was apparently … someone else.

10/21/2021 9:25:00 PM

Oscar Isaac’s erotic encounter with Jessica Chastain’s armpit was apparently … someone else

His erotic encounter with Jessica Chastain’s armpit was apparently … someone else.

Again, slowly this time:No one really needed to be told what was going on during this unspeakably sexually charged encounter, but someone asked our collective husband about it anyway, and he came up with a very … convenient answer. In an interview with IndieWire, he gave a question about that moment considerable thought before coming up with a totally credible response. According to IndieWire:

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“Um,” he said, when asked about the clip, and paused for a solid 15 seconds. Then squinted into the camera and grinned. “That wasn’t me,” he said. “I don’t know who that was, but we’re on to it. We’ve gotta stop that guy, whoever that was. I’ve got my best people on it. I’ve got to figure out what that was all about, aside from distracting people from the important things.”

Okay, Shaggy! I guess the whole “I was in a fugue state” thing worked for the guy in Breaking Bad, so why not. For the record, both Isaac and Chastain are married, which shouldn’t preclude them from having a horny little moment together, but whatever. If there are multiple Oscar Isaacs out there operating independently of Isaac’s own mind, we have a world of possibilities on our hands. Can one of them travel the world, smelling the armpits of lusty fans everywhere? Can another explain Dune to me personally? headtopics.com

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