And I thought it was because they still wear hard contact lens. I mean, look at those eyes!
Uh . . . Ha, ha, ha, ha . . .
I knew it!
as if the wisest owls haven't long since moved on to mescaline
What? That's hard to believe?
There getting the coke from libs
Must be the GMO cocaine that grants night vision to the user. Finally a positive side effect to 'who-m'-ever uses it.
and they start shouting whoo-hoo when high.
Fake news! They don’t even know about crack smh.
They need intervention! 😜
😂😂😂
A Superb Owl indeed.
Why can't the owls just listen to Rick James. I mean, the man did say cocaine's a helluva drug
Does this look like the face of a coke addict to you?
Or. Just changed to. Normal work schedule, YAH DINGUSES!
Next week on Bird NARC
Is there any other type of cocaine habit? 🦉
The idea owls on coke is hilarious to me. 😂
Stay away from the fuckin' bird jokes. (Kidding. Love you, Onion.)
Oh my...
I fuckin KNEW IT
The owls are not what they seem.
Whoa. I had no idea.
Fucking called it.
At least someone is having fun
BrendanielH this explains shammy's upload schedule
I always had a sneaking suspicion about this.
I am not surprised one bit.
To wit, to woo?
How did I not see this before 😔😭
Explains why they’re such assholes
You can see it in the eyes. The eyes never lie.
yeah me too you aren't special
The Who meet Eric Clapton.
That does explain the popping eyes.
I swear to god it blinked at me..
Sounds right. Best coke I've ever had was off a couple of hooters.
Barn owls are the worst, get really nasty when coked up too.
Let’s go!
No. It's their obsession with Tootsie roll pops. They know how many licks it takes. They just messing with y'all.
OwlLouisiana What say you?
It’s an acquired taste or smell I guess.
Lol
That settles it
Well the TWIN TOWERS was not about the COCAINE
martys_owl
Damn, but meth is cheaper though. Just saying
it's those damn marshmallows, really.
What? No, that's completely wrong. We don't short coke. We smoke crack. It's like they didn't even actually ask us.
I knew it
So, I’m an owl now? Fuck!!!!
Ha, ha, ha, ha . . .
ShammyTV
Lmaoooo
The owls are not what they seem...
No it's definitely video games. That happens when you play 1/2h Pacman a week
species that live near trailer parks prefer meth though...
ShammyTV
Makes sense...😂
In an attempt to find humor in a world gone mad, the Onion is no longer funny. Sorry.
🤣
They have coke eyes!
😂😂😂
Flying like a boss over the crowd chanting “build the wall! Build the wall!”
Genimosma
spacenerd19 Friends of yours?
This is not true.
Finally, a theory that makes some sense.
: ornithologists. Owls: who?!
😂😂
I'm an owl then
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