, a two-hour interview that will be the couple’s first since they publicly split from the U.K. royal family.British tabloids skillfully interpreting Markle’s blouse color as a pointed subliminal insult to the queen.
Audible sound of world’s highest-paid PR experts nodding off-camera in unison to every talking point.Heartfelt pleas to respect privacy of the former royals turned major Netflix producers during any current or upcoming press tours, speaking engagements, or nationally broadcast interviews.Prince Harry guiding the camera into their bedroom while saying “This is where the magic happens.”
Such a shame for rich little rich kids to have to criticise everything they were given on a plate and have now decided is not enough! Ingratiates!
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Oprah : Now don’t forget to act downtrodden,friendless and persecuted ,I’m paying you big bucks for this bull crap.
Can't you see that they just want their privacy my oprah man
Why is that man accepting that his wife trashes his family on tv ?
hahahahaha, i am def tuning in of the final season of the crown.
...and other things to not give a crap about.
Does anybody else not really care about the royalty? I mean of course Elizabeth II is eternal but it’s just like the kardashians.
Waiting for them to throw chairs like it's Geraldo.
How much she paying them for this interview?
😂😂 I love The Onion. This a funny piece
Nothing good. They can jog on
We literally fought a war so that we don't have to care about the British royal family.
Opera’s stupid fucking glasses alongside the hairstyle is the first thing to expect. She looks retarded....
we should start doing interviews with tapeworms, mosquitoes and all other noxious parasites.
You missed the thinly veiled assassination threats.
The fact that nothing was changed is perfect. The royal family itself is the punchline.
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WTF I put Markle in my muted words list dammit!
They should make alot of money out of this.
I thought the onion was supposed to be satire.
Still trying to avoid the media spotlight I see.
Best take yet.....
Nasty comments about Megan stealing Harry, Royal misinformation, angry racists comments, full page stories for days......
Throne of Games.
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