Opinion | How lucky we are to have Jared Kushner!

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From petridishes in Opinions: How lucky we are to have Jared Kushner!

The amazing thing, too, is that if you were to listen to him talk, you would not think that this was a man who knew anything about anything. Perhaps to really understand his brilliance you must be related to him. At least there was one person who always believed in Jared Kushner, and fortunately for him, that person was the president’s son-in-law, who through a strange coincidence was also himself.

Jared Kushner was wise enough to look at the problems that ultimately fall on a country’s government to solve, and think outside the box.

How fortunate we are to have someone leading us who is never in doubt and who always, as though by magic, alights on the one solution that has simultaneously never occurred to anyone and is absolutely correct. I am glad he does not combine humility with his other virtues, or he would have put someone else in charge, on the grounds that he could not possibly be the right person to solvequestion.

 

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petridishes Lol Who is this creepy idiot who thinks that he is an authority on any subject ?

petridishes You are going down down down down. I have pity on everyone.

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petridishes 'We' don't have him. The Trump family crime syndicate has him. They are not we.

petridishes Woe is us you mean. Jared, if you are reading this, just tell your daddy in law you are simply not qualified. Tell him you don t want to. And then slither back in the bushes? Thanks!

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petridishes How truly lucky we are to have this grifter-in-law so close to the grifter-in-chief.

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petridishes Hope that is a joke.... as much of a joke as Kushner is.🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

petridishes This has to be fucking satire.

petridishes Daddy, Daddy, please let Jared talk! PUUULLLLEEEESE

petridishes We don't need the damn robot to confuse scientific efforts during a pandemic.

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