in honor of her birthday, includes some advice that's all too easy to take when you've stayed home for most of the past year.
Her first tip, she revealed, is to"get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you're ugly." Next, White stated,"Exercise. Or don't. What the hell do I care?"White's fourth tip is super helpful if you're looking for some extra cash:"The best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall lawsuit."Next, she recommended that you"avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts" and"schedule nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker.
If you're a health nut, you'll especially appreciate White's seventh tip:"Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big-a-- piece of pork." She also advised viewers to"try not to die" and"never dwell on past mistakes," both easier said than done. Last,"don't waste your time watching this crap," White quipped."You probably didn't ask, but I’ll tell you anyway. ...
Betty you are beautiful inside and out! Happy Birthday young lady! 👑🎈🦍💕
Betty White ❤❤❤
'Indeed the companions of Paradise, that Day, will be amused in [joyful] occupation.' [Quran 36:55]
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