Vol 56 Issue 28, Violence, Music, Entertainment

Vol 56 Issue 28, Violence

Ominous Musical Cue Clarifies Audience Supposed To Be Frightened Of Blood-Splattered Man With Pickaxe

All the latest entertainment coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.

7/14/2020 1:30:00 AM

Ominous Music al Cue Clarifies Audience Supposed To Be Frightened Of Blood-Splattered Man With Pickaxe

All the latest entertainment coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.

Read more: The Onion »

Anna Kendrick

The Pitch Perfect 3 star talks about returning to the cult hit franchise with People and EW Editorial Director Jess Cagle

Oi that's just a mummer b'y Dark night of the scarecrow!! Bubba He's not a serial killer. Just a strong believer against premarital sex and loud parties. Talented musical director burdened to adapt to cliché visual horror queues. Somebody get this psychopath a gun please. It must be exhausting running and only getting one person at a time.

The Town that Dreaded Dr. Fauci!! This movie scarred me as a child. Absolutely destroyed me. It was one of those nights where you get to stay up extra late for some reason, and I wished that I hadn't. The flatted fifth always gets my attention. The hamilton was only keep about ticket. paulstephenrock Just his social distancing measuring tool, nothing to see here

Is that DrAnthonyF? He's just a big handsome boi. Ah yes, I was confused by a previous scene. Now I clearly understand how to feel. Just stay over on his right side and you should be fine. CH CH CH CHA CHA CHA At least he's being responsible and wearing a mask though. Looks like he's ready to shop at Walmart.

movie magic! idk i think he might be an antihero

Dengue prevention efforts stifled by coronavirus pandemic, doctors warnRestrictions put in place to slow the spread of the coronavirus are hampering efforts to cope with seasonal outbreaks of dengue, an incurable, mosquito-borne disease, doctors warn. the way the world is going now, I will book me a flight to Mars 🤠👽

Disney World Releases Chilling Reopening VideoDisney World's 'welcome home' reopening video got an ominous edit as Florida's new coronavirus cases spiked

Ama Qamata Is the Future'In South Africa, it's not really uncommon for someone with my color complexion to be a Black female lead in a story. So I was surprised that it’s an issue globally. I'm glad I get to be part of something like that.” ama_qamata BloodandWater ama_qamata BloodAndWater fans🗣🗣🗣🗣 Read my review and let’s discuss Bloodandwaternetflix

Truth About John Cena's Supposed EngagementIs John Cena engaged? Gossip Cop has rounded the rumors swirling the actor's personal life and what's the truth behind it all.

'Far Cry 6': Giancarlo Esposito on How to Portray a Villain Audiences 'Love and Hate''The Mandalorian' actor Giancarlo Esposito talks portraying a villain audiences 'love to hate' in FarCry6 He is the perfect villain. Box cutter was an incredible episode of Breaking Bad. He was magnificently terrifying.

Rock Band Great White Issues Apology After Performing Concert For Mask-less AudienceThe rock band Great White have released an apology after performing at an outdoor concert in Dickinson, North Dakota in front of a crowd of fans that were not wearing masks or adhering to social di… Fuck these guys Great White. Shark....or Trump campaign slogan? Wut. 'We are sorry only after causing COVID to spread, we were not before because last week it was a hoax'