ATLANTA—After conducting a nationwide survey of distribution chains, the Centers for Disease Control confirmed Wednesday it had traced the slow rollout of Covid-19 vaccines to sweet old ladies who, with their cordial but long-winded small talk, were holding up lines across the country.
“We understand these ladies mean well when they ask our health care professionals interminable questions about whether the hospital is always this busy and whether they like the work they do and whether they have any kids at home.
Sounds about right. Here’s a live update that happened recently...“They are just the nicest ladies but then I realized after our conversation I had been in line for a week and never even saw a nurse or doctor or checked in for that matter.”
But the sweet old ladies though! You can’t get mad at them! /s
Just like the checkout line at the grocery store. Let's chat it up with 10 people behind you.
I'm too lazy to photo shop. Insert Bernie Sanders here.
In an effort to lure them in faster, officials are considering increasing the building's ambient temperature to 120°
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Is Marge pulling out a checkbook?😳
So true
Lol
A Reasonable View!!!
Digging in their purse for hard candy
Moving floors could help
I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂
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Obviously they never had a Grandma 🤣
The SOL’s are SOL?
Can we use them for Soylent Green?
Trying to write a check for their Medicare copay
probably writing checks as well smh
I KNEW IT
Dang it
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