Obama Claims Hulu Execs Killed In Drone Strike Represented Direct Threat To Netflix’s Interests

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WASHINGTON—Defending the deadly action as an unfortunate necessity, Barack Obama held a press conference Friday to announce that the Hulu executives targeted in a recent drone strike represented an imminent threat to Netflix’s interests. “As you know, I am not a proponent of violence, except in extreme cases in which the continued prosperity of America’s number-one streaming service is on the line,” said Obama, confirming that the three high-profile business leaders were taken out with minimal collateral damage during the filming of a Hulu wedding reality show. “Despite repeated warnings, these dangerous individuals continued to expand their arsenal of original programming in what amounts to an assault on Netflix’s very existence. While unfortunate, this strike was determined to be the best course of action in helping us prevent an expensive and protracted war for audience share.” At press time, Obama had ended his press conference while refusing to address claims that several Netflix subscribers numbered among the casualties.\n

Barack Obama held a press conference Friday to announce that the Hulu executives targeted in a recent drone strike represented an imminent threat to Netflix’s interests. “As you know, I am not a proponent of violence, except in extreme cases in which the continued prosperity of America’s number-

one streaming service is on the line,” said Obama, confirming that the three high-profile business leaders were taken out with minimal collateral damage during the filming of a Hulu wedding reality show. “Despite repeated warnings, these dangerous individuals continued to expand their arsenal of original programming in what amounts to an assault on Netflix’s very existence.

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And yet the fake news media didn’t cover a single minute of it when it occurred. They’d rather report of what food Donald Trump served at the White House. Trump 2024!

Sounds good to me

Netflix not playing.

I heard it was an Amazon Drone

Thanks Obama

ChtHulu

.....lol.

Can’t make everyone happy 😆

HULU looks a lot like the word ISIS though if you like say it backwards when it’s reflected and your super drunk

It had to be done.

I fail to see how this furthers Bernie's presidential aspirations — somehow, y'all are even less funny now that you're keeping up this same routine with no clear objective.

I do not understand why and how this is still a 'joke' for you guys? Trump significantly INCREASED the amount of drone attacks and got rid of the Obama era rule that required the CIA release the amount of civilians killed from these attacks.

😂😂😂😂😂

god so true obama drone strike funny i laughed super hard at this i thought the onion was satire wow obama drone

Watch out Disney +

'I see you're fighting for the republicans now.'

Well Hulu is Disney by proxy. So... understandable. Don't want a monopoly.

I'm old enough to remember when the onion was good and had more than one joke.

Damn, thought this was fox news.

I see you've hired writers from Babylon Bee

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