NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

Too real

_BigCityGirl_ Huh? No Way!

Satire is supposed to have a basis in truth. No one's gonna believe that someone got ticketed for obstructing a bike lane.

The photo alone is killing me 😂

Just laughed so loud I embarrassed my son in front of his entire boy scout troop. Which is in the process of planning an all day bike ride. On an entirely off-road facility, thank God. Because this is funny, but also terrifying.

Casey

andEps “NYPD TICKETS DEAD CYCLIST WHO OBSTRUCTED MAYOR’S SUV PARKING SPOT IN FRONT OF BROOKLYN Y”

I don’t believe in bi-cyclists

mikesonn

D00RZ0NE Was it a police cruiser that took him out? NYPDONeill NYPDDCPI CopsinBikeLanes NYPDnews he was probably asking for it !! Did NYPD ever share the bodycam of the rider they denied ramming off the road? BicyclesOnly

bikesnobnyc

In the hammer lane is a joke, at least pass away with one leg off to the shoulder

Neighborhood Kids Steal Bike, Leave Helmet Out of Respect.

I wonder how long it took them to figure out he was dead ☹️😢

Can we start issuing officers a ticket for obstructing justice if they give a ticket unjustly? UnjustObstruction

this is not news

Fkn. Country.

First time I have ever seen a bike in the bike lane in NYC.

Casey

Police these days...

If he doesn't like it he should be burried outside the country - socialist!

Blumbo

Funnnyyy

jef_poskanzer

He must have been a POC.

dylanrahe

And he was knocked down by the cop who ticketed him.

stevevance

HazielMcgee

_BlankCzech_

SheRidesABike this is amazing

Then Trump put a tariff on him.

Did they issue another ticket for failing to sign the first?

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Who does this dead guy think he is?

BrooklynSpoke The real joke is NYPD ticketing someone for obstructing the bike lane.

Because this totally screwed up the Brinks truck's route.

should have worn spandex for better maneuverability.

TK_Buckley

OH SNAP!

billyflan

When he doesn't pay, I hope they fine that lazy 'dead' beat!

NYPDChiefofDept This is a great example of the cultural problem between cops and people on bikes. That it's reached the Onion really says something.

BrooklynSpoke Oof. This one hurts.

unbelievable; NYPD would never care about bike lane obstruction

And littering

That will teach him.

Thats nothing, in Jersey, they actually will add signs and arrows, directing bike traffic into auto lanes to avoid the dead cyclist. And in Boston, they simply paint new lines altering the bike lane to move it around the dead cyclist.

When life (or death) gives you lemons.....

That tic won't ever be paid & a waste of a arrest warrant ⏰ & 💰! 😂 God rest his soul!!

Pflax1

Get well soon! 😂

Real NYPD runs them over first.

The sooner more cities adopt this policy the better, is it just too much like hard work to drag yourself onto the sidewalk before you croak? C'mon cyclists, it's not that hard!

PLEASE drag the PhilaParking one of these days 😂😂😭😂

only in NYC

That lane is actually designed for Asian women.

To right! They wanna use the roads they gotta pay like everyone else.

Glad this important issue has been resolved

As much as I love the onion, I would not be surprised if this was a real article.

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