New York City, Police, Death, Vol 55 Issue 33

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NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

14.8.2019

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

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Too real _BigCityGirl_ Huh? No Way! Satire is supposed to have a basis in truth. No one's gonna believe that someone got ticketed for obstructing a bike lane. The photo alone is killing me 😂 Just laughed so loud I embarrassed my son in front of his entire boy scout troop. Which is in the process of planning an all day bike ride. On an entirely off-road facility, thank God. Because this is funny, but also terrifying.

Casey andEps “NYPD TICKETS DEAD CYCLIST WHO OBSTRUCTED MAYOR’S SUV PARKING SPOT IN FRONT OF BROOKLYN Y” I don’t believe in bi-cyclists mikesonn D00RZ0NE Was it a police cruiser that took him out? NYPDONeill NYPDDCPI CopsinBikeLanes NYPDnews he was probably asking for it !! Did NYPD ever share the bodycam of the rider they denied ramming off the road? BicyclesOnly

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Number of NYPD officer suicides this year rises to 8Another New York Police Department officer has died by suicide -- becoming the eighth to do so this year -- a law enforcement official tells CNN. The 35-year-old was a seven-year veteran. Too bad the media is demonizing our wonderful police officers. ThinBlueLine jaketapper He knew too much. Very sad. They put their lives on the line to protect & serve... obviously, something doesnt smell right here

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In the hammer lane is a joke, at least pass away with one leg off to the shoulder Neighborhood Kids Steal Bike, Leave Helmet Out of Respect. I wonder how long it took them to figure out he was dead ☹️😢 Can we start issuing officers a ticket for obstructing justice if they give a ticket unjustly? UnjustObstruction

this is not news Fkn. Country. First time I have ever seen a bike in the bike lane in NYC. Casey Police these days...

Sixth NYPD officer dies by suicide since start of June'To those who may be facing struggles — Help is always available, you are not alone,' the police department said in a message Tuesday. 😔 🕯 Guilty consciences? 1) Please go the extra mile past telling others they should seek help if suicidal. They frequently can't seek help because they are drowning in emotions or may even be too numb to feel anything. All reason/logic flies out the door...

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If he doesn't like it he should be burried outside the country - socialist! Blumbo Funnnyyy jef_poskanzer He must have been a POC. dylanrahe And he was knocked down by the cop who ticketed him. stevevance HazielMcgee _BlankCzech_

New York City police officer dies from apparent suicide, 8th this yearAn NYPD officer has died from an apparent suicide, marking the eighth NYPD suicide this year. 😢 Look how they get treated Officer suicide is 'the number one issue for police departments around the country,' one expert says.

SheRidesABike this is amazing Then Trump put a tariff on him. Did they issue another ticket for failing to sign the first? 😂 's Food Delivery History - Seamsdead - Grubsnuff - Posthumousmates - Cadaviar - UberEats BrooklynSpoke The real joke is NYPD ticketing someone for obstructing the bike lane. Who does this dead guy think he is?

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TK_Buckley OH SNAP! billyflan unbelievable; NYPD would never care about bike lane obstruction BrooklynSpoke Oof. This one hurts. NYPDChiefofDept This is a great example of the cultural problem between cops and people on bikes. That it's reached the Onion really says something. When he doesn't pay, I hope they fine that lazy 'dead' beat!

And littering That will teach him. When life (or death) gives you lemons.....

Sixth NYPD officer dies by suicide since start of June'To those who may be facing struggles — Help is always available, you are not alone,' the police department said in a message Tuesday. 😔 🕯 Guilty consciences? 1) Please go the extra mile past telling others they should seek help if suicidal. They frequently can't seek help because they are drowning in emotions or may even be too numb to feel anything. All reason/logic flies out the door...

Thats nothing, in Jersey, they actually will add signs and arrows, directing bike traffic into auto lanes to avoid the dead cyclist. And in Boston, they simply paint new lines altering the bike lane to move it around the dead cyclist. Pflax1 That tic won't ever be paid & a waste of a arrest warrant ⏰ & 💰! 😂 God rest his soul!!

Get well soon! 😂 The sooner more cities adopt this policy the better, is it just too much like hard work to drag yourself onto the sidewalk before you croak? C'mon cyclists, it's not that hard! Real NYPD runs them over first. PLEASE drag the PhilaParking one of these days 😂😂😭😂 That lane is actually designed for Asian women.

only in NYC

Colombia fines Uber more than $629,000 for obstructing regulatory visitColombia's commerce regulator said on Monday it would fine ride-hailing com... Good for them. Now let's put some signage on the back of Ubers so I know to expect stupid computer directed driving

Glad this important issue has been resolved To right! They wanna use the roads they gotta pay like everyone else. As much as I love the onion, I would not be surprised if this was a real article.

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