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I am becoming more and more convinced that NPR is here to serve just the fuckin’ stupid.
“Why is does...” 😣 I implore you to edit your articles!
Every grocery store/gas station/convenience/liquor store I’ve been in over the past 10 months in Michigan has 6 foot distance markers on the floors and most have one way aisle markers. But, if you can’t judge a 6 foot distance stay home.
LizSzabo Well it appears that six feet distance leads to a false sense of security because of aerosols, no?
Stay 6 feet away or you might be 6 feet under. How’s that for a public service message?
Stop dehumanizing people and stop treating everyone as a decease vector
I mostly go outside to run. I guess I should start doing so with an outstretched pool noodle. With any luck, another runner will be doing the same thing, and we can joust.
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Why would we distance ourselves?
Time is as or more important than distance. Are spending 5 minutes waiting in line at the post office or 25? 25 minutes inside even 15 feet from a symptomatic person is worse than 5 minutes 6 feet away. Is your mask cloth or type 3 surgical?
I carry around a bag of rocks and throw them at people if they are anywhere within hitting distance. People are way more accepting of the practice since the pandemic started I highly suggest it.
Or... if you were in the military, double-arm interval.
I am fashioning a pool noodle crown right now. I hope the other commuters on the 2 train like it!
Npr is trash
Because we are all idiots
Close to a year in, this is STILL a thing? C'mon, man!
America is so late to the game.
A bed length
Nobody in the trades has trouble judging 6 feet
It this 'Distance Guestimates for Idiots'?
I think we're way past discussing what constitutes 6 feet.
I’m exactly 6’ and I always imagine myself lying down. Glad I’m not the only one!
You could also just live your fucking life, there's that
How do you tell if you're really 6 feet away? Dance around and act like you are possessed by demons. You won't have to measure it at all. Works for me.
I simply (lightly) clear my throat (while masked) and I find the people standing too close to me tend to back up on their own. 😉
Is this tongue in cheek or intentionally stupid?
I just picture 2 metres.
Or if you have to question it.....back up
this is terrible news
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picturing yourself lying on the ground doesnt work if youre a below average height such as 5'11
▌059 At least the schools and businesses are starting to slowly reopen already in the Biden administration. Corona will now soon go away.👍 ▌059█
7 feet, 8 feet, or even 11 feet is also an option. Just imagine yourself far enough away they can't spit on you.
Please stop with this stupidity
Respect the ample bubble.
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